DC Universe Rebirth #1
DC Universe Rebirth #1 Review That Isn't Just a Poop Emoji
This seems almost entirely unnecessary, but of course, that's still more necessary than this. I'd say "never mind the appallingly stupid incorporation of Watchmen," but of course, I really can't do that. Suffice it to say that Johns demonstrates absolutely zero understanding of Watchmen or of Doctor Manhattan, that the characters teased elsewhere to be Watchmen-related look like utterly stupid and banal twists, and that this entire farrago appears motivated out of nothing so much as sheer and utter contempt for the best writer DC has ever or will ever have. On top of that, the issue is a confused muddle of plot teases, most of them fairly incoherent to me as someone who's dropped most of his DC books over the course of the New 52 experiment that this book not only brings an end to but attempts to loudly reject. I don't know these people. Two-panel cameos don't make me care. Johns can stamp his feet all he wants about legacy, but the only legacy this confirms is DC's long history of screwing over its actual creators and its long-term health in favor of making a quick buck now. Really, 💩 summed it up nicely.
It's probably not possible for me to actually like a DC book this week, and there's more here than I'm inclined to give it credit for, but it's still a weak and unsatisfying finish to the Fletcher-Stewart-Tarr era, two issues after the real finish, and without much more to say than "well wasn't this lovely." I still love this cast and style. I hope the next Batgirl run is fun like this was. I might even buy an issue of it.
Cry Havoc #5
Still seems like it could be a great book, but I'm going to have to revisit it after the first arc at this point. Still, it's doing better than a lot of comics in that sort of position do, in that I more or less understand what's going on at this point. It's just that I've next to no idea how the pieces quite fit together, and I'm sure there's a bevy of implications I've completely missed. So yes - looking forward to rereading this, but may well switch to trades soon.
The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl #8
I am thankfully capable of enjoying Marvel this week through the clever trick of not buying Captain America. (Which one assumes is rather more of a feint/trick than Rebirth anyway.) The dating montage in this is all that the bottom-page captions promised. Past that, a typically entertaining and clever issue of one of Marvel's most entertaining and clever books. With lots of other good jokes about dating.
Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur #7
Yet another super-fun issue of the sort of Marvel book I'm actually enjoying these days. The decision to hold off on revealing Lunella's Inhuman powers is good, Captain Kree is an endearing twerp of a villain, the art is pretty, and there is regularly a dinosaur. In other words, still as much fun as you can have in a comic shop.
Ms. Marvel #7
My new biggest problem with Civil War II is the literal impossibility that it will be anywhere near as good as a Ms. Marvel vs Miles Morales science fair throwdown. That is the inter-superhero feud we need. Not this Minority Report rip-off shit. Anyway, this is a total hoot of an issue that really is almost all science fair, which is brilliant in the way those old X-Men softball games were brilliant. Yes, there's a Civil War II tease/tie-in at the end, but don't worry about it. It's still a good comic.Share on Twitter Share on Facebook