No One


Hm. I freely admit, this is a slightly tough and weird one for me to review. Not for anything having to do with the episode - just that I watched it twenty-four hours after moving house and socially instead of my previously standard Game of Thrones ritual of pizza and relative solitude. So I don’t know if my sense that it was an oddly disjointed and directionless thing was simply because I was disjointed, or because this was actually an odd and slightly off-kilter thing for an eighth episode. I suspect at least partially the latter - the odd structure of a Lannister-focused episode with a pair of Hound/Arya scenes bolted onto each end (via hard cut in each direction) harkens back to some of the weird and half-baked approaches of Season Three. And there’s a relative absence of driving and climactic momentum that jars for an eighth episode.

The most obvious thing to point to in that regard - and it’s a genuinely peculiar move - is that Jon and Sansa aren’t in it. The preview makes it pretty clear that we’re doing a single location battle episode for our penultimate one, which is good and exciting, but it’s positively bizarre not to include a scene along those lines that might gesture towards the sense of impending climax. Instead the plot leaves that out, which gives the episode an oddly hollow feel, especially since its only vague contribution to that plot is the thoroughly anticlimactic killing of the Blackfish, a move that both departs somewhat abruptly from the books and that raises the question of why the hell we set out on this particular plot line in the first place. He just turns a corner after a dumb line about how Brienne will serve Sansa better than him (as though it’s an either-or choice), and that’s apparently that for a character we went to great length to bring back after three years.

It’s not a total loss - the Jaime and Brienne scene is delightful, and the Jaime/Edmure scene is quite good as well (especially the use of the “things we do for love” line) - but the Riverrun material this week is at once lengthy and mostly tedious. Even Bronn and Podrick don’t really work. And yet a huge chunk of the episode is spent there. Not only that, a huge chunk of work across the season has been spent making it so that we actually remember who the hell Edmure and Brynden Tully are. And yet it seems for the most part to amount to nothing. It’s possible that the tenth episode will manage to find something to do with this plot that redeems it, but right now it seems utterly pointless.

And this isn’t the only moment that plays out weirdly. Daenerys’s return to Meereen is inexplicably limp, coming as it does after a two minute “and now the Masters welch on the deal from four episodes ago” siege that, while a fair amount of money was spent making it look nice, still feels ridiculously perfunctory. Daenerys’s entrance is played impressively, yes, but it hardly needs a spurious attack that renders the bulk of Tyrion’s scenes this season pointless in order to feel significant. It’s been being built to all season. There’s also an odd and slightly annoying tendency towards crypticness - both Varys’s “secret mission” and Qyburn’s “more than a rumor” are based on scenes that we simply haven’t seen - teases not about what’s going to happen but about what the show is deliberately and consciously withholding from us. I don’t object to doing this in general, but twice in an episode is odd.

That said, I complained about the odd bookending, but the Hound and Arya scenes are at least fantastic. Lady Crane may actually rival Septon Apparently Not Maribald for the best minor character introduced purely to be killed this season, and her initial scene with Arya is full of humanity. The final action sequence, on the other hand, is well done, largely recognizing that this is not actually a seriously suspenseful moment, and instead putting the emphasis on the visuals and the pleasure of anticipation. There are several beautiful shots of the Waif entering the background of a scene out of focus and then emerging into it, and the focus on Arya’s deliberately laid bloodstains, emphasizing the trap she’s luring the Waif into are both visually appealing and effective.

The Hound, meanwhile, is just a blast this week, both in his opening scene (“you’re shit at dying” has to be one of his outright best lines - and note the use of “entering out of focus from he back of the shot” for him as well as the Waif) and in the more substantial later one, although one really does wonder how that played out for people who don’t remember their random season three characters very well. One gets the impression that time spent reestablishing the Brotherhood Without Banners as a thing might have made more sense than the time spent on the Blackfish. But who even knows at this point.

So while not a bad episode - everyone quite enjoyed it watching it - a strange and slightly underwhelming one that continues the unexpectedly low-key tone of Season Six. Presumably things will pick up next week for the big climactic battle episode. But then, this one looked like it would be rather bigger than it is as well.

State of Play

The choir goes off. The board is laid out thusly. 

Lions of Meereen: Tyrion Lannister

Lions of Riverrun: Jaime Lannister

Lions of King’s Landing: Cersei Lannister, Tommen Baratheon

Dragons of Meereen: Daenerys Targaryen

Butterflies of Meereen: Missandei

Direwolves of Braavos: Arya Stark

Spiders of Meereen: Varys

The Dogs, Sandor Clegane

Chains of Riverrun: Bronn

Shields of Riverrun: Brienne of Tarth

Coins of Braavos: No One

The episode is divided into eleven parts. The first runs six minutes and is set in Braavos. The opening image is of Lady Crane delivering her rewritten soliloquy.

The second runs two minutes and is set in the Riverlands. The transition is by hard cut, from Arya asleep to four short-lived people sitting around a fire. 

The third runs two minutes and is set in Meereen. The transition is by image, from members of the Brotherhood to a Red Priestess. 

The fourth runs three minutes and is set in King’s Landing. The transition is by family, from Tyrion to Cersei and Lancel Lannister.

The fifth runs eight minutes and is set at Riverrun. The transition is by family, from Cersei and Lancel to Jaime Lannister. 

The sixth runs four minutes and is set in King’s Landing. The transition is by family, from Jaime to Cersei and Kevan Lannister.

The seventh runs five minutes and is set in Meereen. The transition is by family, from Cersei to Tyrion Lannister.

The eighth runs twelve minutes and is set in Riverrun. The transition is by family, from Tyrion to Jaime Lannister. 

The ninth runs two minutes and is set in Meereen. The transition is by family, from Jaime to Tyrion Lannister.

The tenth runs five minutes and is set in the Riverlands. The transition is by hard cut, from Daenerys looking angry to the Hound walking through the woods. 

The eleventh runs eight minutes and is set in Braavos. The transition is by hard cut, from the Hound to a sleeping Arya. The final image is of Arya walking away from the Faceless Men.


  1. The Door
  2. The Broken Man
  3. Book of the Stranger
  4. Home
  5. No One
  6. Oathbreaker
  7. The Red Woman
  8. Blood of My Blood


Jarl 4 years, 7 months ago

Cleganebowl unconfirmed. LSH maybe still lurking around. And the Varys bit is hugely intriguing.

I dunno how I feel about it... but let's see how it works out.

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ScarvesandCelery 4 years, 7 months ago

I just assumed Varys was going to meet the Greyjoy fleet. Might be misdirection, but that seems to be where that plot is headed.

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Bob Dillon 4 years, 7 months ago

I assumed that Vary was going so he could deliver his speech from the end of ADWD.


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Ozman Jones 4 years, 7 months ago

Maybe I’m just Throned out. I’m struggling to raise my usual enthusiasm for the show each week. I really am. More than in past seasons the big surprises seem more perfunctory than dramatic or emotional, and often predictable; so predictable that most of the time I’m expecting there to be a twist in the tale… but, no, the plot strand just proceeds to its inevitable conclusion and on to the next plot point. Ticking off the points needed to reach the end game of the season.
Never has the series’ inner workings been so on display. The cogs are almost visible under the set dressing.

I loathe writing this. I love the show, even in its previous darkest days it was never less than entertaining. But Tyrion and Varys have been so underwhelming they could have been left out. Even Tyrion’s wine-and-joke scene did nothing but use up some screen time for the actors to remind us they were there and that Tyrion is an alcoholic. Where is the Tyrion from the early seasons? If Tyrion is bumped off now I don’t think I’d even bat an eyelid; at the end of Season 4 I’d have slashed my wrists!

And for the third time in a row Danny makes a dramatic gesture; look she’s killed all the misogynists and walked out of the fire, look she’s riding a dragon and being badass, look she’s ridden a dragon to the pyramid in the nick of time and made a grand entrance…. and each time done… precisely nothing. The wife and I have completely lost any interest in or sympathy for Danny's journey, she's also our last choice for the throne... she's a borderline psychotic!

Arya? Her behaviour prior to and during the bridge stabbing was so out of character I was sure it was a ruse. It has to be a ruse, doesn’t it? She’s hiding from the Faceless Men and the Waif by swanning around the city without a care in the world, then stopping in the open to gaze at the wonder of nature, then getting stabbed like a dear in the headlights. After the last episode there were theories galore about the scene (it wasn’t Arya) because it couldn’t be so crap. Well, guess it actually was that crap! An abdominal stab wound of that severity, with a blade (from checking the freeze-frame) around eight inches in length slashing and then penetrating to the hilt twice and twisted, by a trained assassin… and she fights back, swims away and walks to the theater… and survives. No bleeding out, septicemia, peritonitis, penetration of the bowel? Then enough strength to run and fight again, what, a day layer, two at most. Just bad writing. Let there be a twist. Please, let there be a twist.

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Iain Coleman 4 years, 7 months ago

I think it's left vague how long Arya spends recuperating, and ancient medicine (basically opium, poultices, healthy food and rest) could be surprisingly effective at dealing with stab wounds.

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Tim B. 4 years, 7 months ago

Well, I hope the money they saved on fight choreography for the Blackfish's death (and the make-up work for not even showing a body) & the Ayra/Waif fight as well as the stunt work for Lady Crane's death and the CG savings from Daenerys off screen arrival gets put to good use next week...

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Froborr 4 years, 7 months ago

Hmm. I actually think it worked well, but that might be a sort of mental overcorrection--Xfinity kept crashing on me and I took a few breaks to go back to the kitchen (first to take the roast out of the oven and cut myself a small piece... then back for another small piece... and then another... and another... I'm quite pleased with how it turned out), so I may be subconsciously crediting any disjointedness to my viewing and thereby not attributing it to the episode.

But the chase sequence with Arya was fantastic, and her declaration of her intent to return home much-needed, the Hound continues to be an endlessly entertaining bastard and I can't wait for him to join the Queen in the North's army, and Jaime and Brienne got some excellent scenes. So I'm pretty pleased going into the ninth episode.

Refresh my memory: did Berold need a priest to revive him again after the Hound killed him, or was the one revival enough to cause him to come back on his own the second time? Because if the latter, his presence may be foreshadowing that Jon dies fighting Ramsay, only to get back up again.

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triturus 4 years, 7 months ago

Thoros does revive Beric after he's killed by the Hound, yes.

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