Outside The Government: The Coach With The Dragon Tattoo

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It’s about as long since the last post as it took anybody to select the next episode in the BBC Three menu system. I mean, unless it autoplays. I have no idea. Anyway, neither the music nor news have advanced much in that couple of seconds. 

This gap, or lack thereof, does not do “The Coach with the Dragon Tattoo” any favors. In the course of a double release it largely disappears as “the one that isn’t the premiere” in terms of how Class made its first impression. Actually, it mostly just disappears in general—more than half the audience didn’t even bother playing the second episode, with only 300,000 people tuning in on BBC Three and 600,000 on BBC One a few months later. But taken as originally presented, as a singular item with “For Tonight We Might Die,” this was always doomed to be the smaller one, establishing what the show did in its default setting as opposed to setting the mission statement for it. The unfortunate thing is that this is only half wrong. This isn’t setting the mission statement, but it’s also not the default setting; if it were, Class would be a much better show.

What we have here is a story that looks at trauma and toxic masculinity via a Hannibal/Red Dragon ripoff in which a literal dragon eats people at a high school. This is, at baseline, fucking fantastic. I love everything about this concept. It’s like “the moon is an egg” in that you can just repeat the concept over and over again with the emphasis on different words and get a perfectly coherent argument for why it’s good, only you get more words to do it with. It’s just an intrinsically satisfying setup; one that finds a patch of ground no other show is quite set up to explore and does it. It’s a beautifully inventive setup where all of the parts go together and are still surprising.

Let’s start with the monster. The red herring that Coach Dawson isn’t being possessed by his tattoo but is abusing it in a display of gendered violence is a rock solid twist, but the fact that it works—that the show can get away with a fakeout just by having a tattoo that moves, a bunch of dead bodies, and a guy grunting “I AM IN CONTROL” like he’s a Robert Holmes villain shows an awareness of genre tropes that goes beyond knowing how to lampshade them and into being deft at transcending them. It’s obviously utterly wrong to suggest that this is smarter than the final six episodes of Hannibal, but it has a brash confidence that the iconography that Hannibal went to such gloriously baroque lengths to establish can be sketched lightly and then slyly detourned. 

More to the point, however, this is just a smart villain. The Robert Holmes comparison is apt, because Coach Dawson is in many ways a 2016 version of the classic Robert Holmes villain. He’s a monster of petty and abusive authority, terrible for the precise reason that people like him really are in charge. Instead of being a dry but sadistic bureaucrat or a raving megalomaniac, however, he’s an embodiment of toxic masculinity. He’s a bully, like many of the best Doctor Who villains are, but more to the point he’s an accurate depiction of what those look like, offering the same contemptuous sneer and flavor of cruelty as the exact assholes ruining the world at that exact moment in history.

But the intelligence of the villain is here complimented by the intelligence of the theme. In contrast to Coach Dawson’s toxic masculinity is Ram’s crisis, in which his own toxic masculinity proves wholly inadequate in the face of his trauma and he has to learn and enact a better one to defeat both it and the monster of the week. There’s an intelligence to this on both narratological and social levels. Narratively, it’s both tidy and results in a pleasantly unexpected short circuit in the final confrontation, where Ram defuses the situation with a monologue whose main point is roughly “ah fuck it.” It’s pleasantly unexpected to have the resolution come not over any moral point but out of Ram, essentially, figuring out how to bait the angry dude monster. The cavalierness of this, with Ram cajoling the dragon into skinning Coach Dawson and making a chair out of him, is good stuff that breaks out of the banality of standard issue adventure fiction ethics to find fresh-feeling alternatives.

But this is also just a smart message. There’s s a nuanced and sensitive engagement with trauma here that punches well above its weight. But more to the point, there’s an engagement with trauma in the first place. This is an impressively big and serious topic to take on, especially in your second episode. The underlying idea—that being part of an adventure serial where your school is constantly attacked by monsters woud actually be terrible—is a fairly bog standard post-80s deconstruction of genre tropes. But “The Coach With The Dragon Tattoo” goes further than that, taking a fairly honest portrayal at what that horror would actually be like and how it would scar people. And then it uses that mature engagement with trauma in order to do a story about healthy masculinities. And the resultant character work is deft—the penultimate scene where Ram’s father helps him adjust to playing football with his new leg is sweet and touching and something I’d love to see more of. This is a show that’s doing good work that needs doing.

Indeed, Ram as a whole proves a compelling character in all of this. His stock role is as the jerkish male, which is to say a character inherently steeped in toxic masculinity. But “The Coach With The Dragon Tattoo” is willing to explore his toxicity in a way that renders it understandable but that never treats it as anything other than destructive. This doesn’t turn on anything so crass as “Ram really has a heart of gold.” Ram is a broken, damaged person who learns over the course of forty-five minutes to do a bit better. He feels like a person instead of a trope. And that depth allows him to contain a reaction like trauma.

The engagement with trauma also makes “The Coach With The Dragon Tattoo” the episode of Class that most straightforwardly sells the virtues of its weird balance of “for kids” targeting and its willful edginess. At its worst, this balance can end up feeling like The Sarah Jane Adventures with sex and violence. And there’s always something slightly jarring about it—the amount of blood and gore in this episode feels weirdly childish, as though it’s being done because the show can get away with it instead of because its sensible. But here, at least, it goes a long way towards selling the idea that Ram isn’t just grieving his dead girlfriend, he’s seriously fucking traumatized by having her blood splatter all over him and having his leg cut off. There’s an effort to earn the weight here that counts for something.

There are, to be sure, problems. Miss Quill’s b-plot is a ridiculous comedy that tonally jars and doesn’t really go anywhere. The fact that the episode is simultaneously driving towards a realistic take on trauma and trying to set up a hyper-stylized school where the interactions between Quill and the robot inspector could even happen in the first place. It’s intensely “have your cake and eat it too,” and does neither approach any favors. It’s not that juxtaposing the ridiculous and the emotionally intense can’t work, of course—Doctor Who does it all the time. But it’s tougher to do in the pared down setting of Class, where what we’re nominally doing is a spin on a single genre staple instead of a chaotic ramble through dozens. 

Imperfect as it may be, however, “The Coach With The Dragon Tattoo” is the closest thing to a vision of Class that straightforwardly works. This is a show with things to say that other shows don’t say and ways of saying it that other shows don’t have. If we’d gotten six more episodes of this, in which characters respond to the pressures of genre tropes in ways that are both unexpected and nuanced, Class probably still would have been cancelled because nobody was watching it, but it would have felt unjust and tragic. 

That’s not what happens, as we’ll see over the next couple of weeks. And adding insult to injury the cleverness of this episode ends up sinking beneath the waves, so that Class’s most convincing shot at articulating and fulfilling an aesthetic goal ends up lost in the shuffle, without even having a week where people can appreciate it. Nevertheless, it remains the hidden gem of this weird and failed little experiment of a spinoff—an episode that’s aged well and that can still be pointed towards if you want to say “here, this is a thing worth doing.” 

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Leslie L 8 months, 3 weeks ago

I've wondered why this was set up the way it was, as I seem to be one of the few people to see it live (relatively ).

If they had set it for the following week, maybe-

But speculation has long past.

My feelings at the time, were marred in tragedy, but I really sympathize with Ram's arc in this episode.

Miss Quill's subplot... less said the better.

I feel bad for Armitage , little he appeared on Doctor who proper.

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FezofRassilon 8 months, 3 weeks ago

I think that because it was the non-Doctor one of a two episode pilot, I didn't really take much of this in. My main memories of this were them pulling the "kill the headmaster" trick from Buffy and the fact that this was the second episode in a row for Ram to get showered in blood. I think that last one got a laugh in our house, actually. But this does make me want to revisit it.

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Kazin 8 months, 3 weeks ago

I watched this on DVD long after the fact and really enjoyed this episode, but I can imagine how weird this episode would be as the back half of the first showing of the show, with a week's break before the next. I just hit "next" on my remote.

For the most part, the show kept getting better each episode until falling flat on it's fucking face for the last two. Still, I really enjoyed Class overall, and your assertion these past two entries that Class is the Chibnall era done right is spot on (and depressing).

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TomeDeaf 8 months, 3 weeks ago

Ooh, I really disagree with both the idea that it got better each week (the Shadow Kin two parter in the middle of the series has massive problems) and the idea that the last two let it down (I think the Quill centric episode 7 was great). But blog posts enough and time to discuss that!

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TomeDeaf 8 months, 3 weeks ago

On one level, it's a bit daft killing off the one remaining character who linked the show to Doctor Who, Mr Armitage.

On the other hand, it's not like anyone watched this show because they were fans of actor Nigel Betts or the headmaster guy who appeared in Series 8 for a few scenes. And killing off the old white guy for a female headmaster feels like quite a Class thing to do.

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TomeDeaf 8 months, 3 weeks ago

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There's also something rather delicious about killing off the one figure who still presents something of a link to Doctor Who (a character Moffat bothers to insert into the Day of the Doctor novelization when he could've gone for Ian, after all). It is a strong part of Class' aesthetic that the absence of the Doctor leaves a wound in the world, and sometimes that wound means people die horribly and permanently. Even bumbling but genial headmasters who look a bit like Guy Garvey.

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Sleepyscholar 8 months, 3 weeks ago

I admire the way you elbowed that reference in...

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Przemek 8 months, 3 weeks ago

After reading about "Class" as the Chibnall era done right I decided to check out the TARDIS Eruditorum entry on "Dinosaurs on the Spaceship"... and it's depressingly accurate in its assessment of Chibnall. You could be forgiven for thinking this is a quote from "The Tsuranga Conundrum" review:

"The problem is that it's a Chris Chibnall script, and is perhaps too faithful to the Baker and Martin inspiration. Ideas are piled on with little regard for how they're going to fit together. This may be a story about understanding the rules of the spaceship, but those rules really just amount to Chibnall introducing a new concept whenever he needs one. Nothing in the spaceship fits together in a particularly coherent way - it's just a series of narrative patches."

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phuzz 8 months, 3 weeks ago

I noticed the other night that iPlayer is pushing Class as a 'boxset'. The timing is interesting.

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Aylwin 8 months, 3 weeks ago

"If you were only mildly disappointed by Chibnall Who, you'll be marginally less disappointed by Class!"

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Przemek 8 months, 3 weeks ago

"However, if you love Chibnall Who, you'll probably hate it because it's too close to Moffat Who and you clearly don't care about quality".

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Paul F Cockburn 8 months, 3 weeks ago

Excellent review, putting into words why I was beginning to feel hopeful about Class as it (somewhat bloodily, I admit) started to put some distance between itself and Doctor Who, trying to become its own thing.

Shame it didn’t last.

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AuntyJack 8 months, 3 weeks ago

For some reason I've been putting off watching the last episode - how long has it been since it was originally "broadcast"?

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Rodolfo Piskorski 8 months, 3 weeks ago

All I remember was that the coach was hot.

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Daru 8 months, 3 weeks ago

I remember this episode when I watched it originally on airing, and it is still one that really sticks in my long-term memory above a lot of the other episodes.

It really rang true and felt very, very resonant for me as it touched on my own difficult experiences being forced to do sports in a toxic and bullying atmosphere in a Scottish school.

Now, I don't have anything against sports as a thing, but the atmosphere of those periods - especially in the changing rooms was really aggressive and full of bullying (from both other kids and PE teachers) - all of which were not occurring *because* of sports, but due to the very toxic masculinity discussed above and in the episode.

Tying the themes on masculinity in with trauma I thought was bloody brilliant and I think for me, this is still one of the standout episodes of the show, that at the time left me feeling that the show (sadly in retrospect) was going to add up to being a lot more than it ended up being (I still enjoyed it all in general for the experiment it was tho!)

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