Pop Between Realities, Home in Time for Tea 32.5: Star Cops


Iain Coleman offered me a guest post on Star Cops ever so slightly too late to make it in for the holiday run of them I did, so I held it for later. Since running one this week massages my schedule such that all the Children of Earth entries fall into the same writing week, here it is.

It is 6 July 1987. The Pet Shop Boys are at number one with “It’s a Sin”, having knocked The Firm’s “Star Trekkin’” off the top spot a week earlier. The European Community has passed the Single European Act, a key step towards the European Union as we know it today, and a court in Lyon has sentenced the city’s former Gestapo leader Klaus Barbie to life imprisonment for crimes against humanity. And at 8:30 pm on BBC 2, the first episode of Star Cops is broadcast.

Star Cops was created by Chris Boucher, who wrote five of the nine broadcast episodes. By this time, Boucher was an old hand at TV SF, having written three well-received Doctor Who serials before moving to Blake’s 7, where he was script editor on all four seasons as well as writing that show’s best episodes. After killing off Blake and his crew he had moved on to script editing established BBC police dramas Juliet Bravo and Bergerac.

As a cop show set in outer space, Star Cops combined both major strands of Boucher’s career. With its blending of genres, it was intended to appeal to a cross-over audience. Unfortunately, it never achieved high ratings and met with limited critical acclaim. Its initial nine-episode run was never repeated, and there was no second series.

To understand what went wrong, we have to understand spaceflight in the 1980s, and the toxic influence of Cold War military thinking upon the US space programme.

Space has been militarised for as long as there has been space travel. The early successes of space flight were as much public demonstrations of intercontinental ballistic missile capability as they were forays into extraterrestrial exploration. The R-7 Semyorka rocket that launched Sputnik 1 and kicked off the Space Age was the world’s first ICBM, and by putting a beeping ball into space the Soviet Union was demonstrating that it could put a hydrogen bomb over Manhattan. More advanced missiles were similarly pressed into service to launch larger spacecraft, manned and unmanned, over the following decade.

And not all these payloads were as innocent as Sputnik. Low Earth orbit became the ultimate observation post for military reconnaissance, with spy satellites capturing the movements of military forces on the Earth below, and eventually the US would launch a constellation of signalling spacecraft to allow its troops to pinpoint their positions anywhere on the globe. (You have a deliberately degraded civilian version on your phone.)

But in the 1980s this militarisation became suddenly threatening, with the Reagan administration’s Strategic Defense Initiative. Immediately nicknamed “Star Wars”, this merrily gung-ho idea was to station armed spacecraft in orbit that would be able to destroy Soviet ICBMs in flight, whether with interceptor missiles or with powerful X-ray lasers, the latter being advocated by Dr Strangelove himself, Edward Teller.

It was technically unfeasible, but it caught the imagination - on both sides of the Iron Curtain. Reagan sold it to his people as a high-tech shield from communist aggression, while the Kremlin feared that the Americans would be emboldened to launch a pre-emptive nuclear strike without fear of retaliation. The increase in Cold War tension was palpable. Never has bullshit come so close to destroying humanity.

It was in this environment that Star Cops was created. Set in the near future of 2027, when space flight is routine and people live and work in Earth orbit, on the Moon and further afield, it follows the adventures of a small and not terribly respected police force as they solve the crimes these space colonists commit. As lead character Nathan Spring (David Calder) is fond of saying, “Where there’s living, there’s policemen”.

The setting is a familiar one. The long-standing plan of the space colonisation enthusiasts, going all the way back to Wernher von Braun’s landmark series of articles in Collier’s Weekly, was to establish a permanently manned space station in low Earth orbit, serviced by a reusable spacecraft capable of frequent, cheap, reliable flights. This would be the staging post for routine travel to permanent bases on the Moon, and these in turn would provide the shipyards and launchpads for human exploration of the Solar System.

This plan was forcibly set aside by President Kennedy, who wanted to beat the Soviets to the Moon for Cold War propaganda purposes and couldn’t give a toss about dreams of space colonisation.  After the Moon landings had petered out to public apathy, the colonisers returned to plan A, lobbying furiously for their space station / reusable launcher combo. But it was the seventies, money was getting tighter, and the budget just wouldn’t stretch to the full package. NASA could have a space station or a launch vehicle, but not both.

In the greatest strategic error in the history of spaceflight, they chose the space shuttle.

Like most mistakes, there seemed to be good reasons for it at the time. In this case, the main attraction was that the Air Force was willing to contribute a crucial chunk of funding to the project. But the price was that the shuttle would have to fulfil certain military capabilities - and the design complications this introduced were to prove the shuttle’s undoing.

The Air Force had some bizarre fantasies about manned spacecraft at war against the Soviet menace, and the shuttle had to be built to fit that vision. Even the shuttle’s iconic delta-wing shape is down to military demands. A civilian spacecraft can manage perfectly well without wings, but the Air Force insisted on the winged glider design so that the shuttle would have enough cross-range manoeuverability to take off and land at Vandenburg Air Force Base within a single orbit, so as to carry out fast reconnaissance missions in wartime or snatch Soviet spacecraft out of the sky.

All this meant the shuttle was ludicrously over-specified for its actual peacetime missions. This didn’t just make it more expensive to build: it made it more complex, more costly to maintain, and more prone to go wrong. It never came close to managing enough flights to amortise its design and construction costs, and the extent of the repairs and reconstruction needed after each flight meant that it was a reusable vehicle in name only.

The shuttle never achieved the dream of cheap, routine access to space, but the image had to be maintained even if it meant turning a blind eye to risks. In PR terms, it worked. The shuttle became the harbinger of human conquest of the High Frontier. Every launch carried the implicit promise that human space exploration hadn’t ended with Apollo, that Moon bases and space industry were, if not imminent, at least on the way. A generation was growing up with the space shuttle as its symbol of its future in space.

Then, on 28 January 1986, 73 seconds after launch, the space shuttle Challenger blew up. In June of that year, the Rogers Commission report on the disaster exposed the crippled, corrupted reality of America’s manned space programme for all the world to see.

The rise and fall of Star Cops coincides with the rise and fall of the Space Shuttle. The Shuttle programme began its first test flights in 1981, when Boucher began pitching Star Cops as a radio series, and the first episode was eventually commissioned for TV in the aftermath of the Challenger disaster. The political conditions of the space shuttle program run deep in the structure of the show.

In case after case, the Star Cops reveal not only the contradictions between the transcendent idealism of the High Frontier true believers and the reality of human imperfection, but also the contradictions between visions of peaceful space exploration and the realities of the military-political-corporate complex. Such cynicism is commonplace in TV cop drama, but unusual in popular TV SF - indeed, only Boucher’s prior work on Blake’s 7 really goes this far. But Blake’s 7 hid its political awareness under camp and tinsel, while Star Cops has the realistic setting that allows Boucher to put his message front and centre. Crucially, this near future is still divided along national lines, so Boucher can attack militaristic Americans directly instead of metaphorically.

The nationality factor proves to be a two-edged sword, tempting writers into portraying characters as national stereotypes instead of individuals. In Boucher’s hands this works well enough: when he writes a cigar-chomping gung-ho trigger-happy American, it is specifically as an attack on the Reaganite attitudes that were so terrifying at the time, and he has already established a sympathetic and heroic American character as one of the main cast. Other writers were less thoughtful, and the character of Anna Shoun in particular, introduced by writer John Collee at the producer’s behest, ticks every box of Oriental stereotypes, much to Boucher’s disdain.

The problem with Boucher’s attack on militarism is that Star Cops is too close to its target to avoid becoming a casualty. The show was conceived in a world that saw space stations and Moon bases as the coming future, and however much it might have exposed the naivety of the civilian space movement and the sinister motives of its military backers, it still depended on that popular expectation to justify itself as mass TV entertainment.

By the time it hit the screens, however, the future had changed. The Challenger disaster had put space flight back in the headlines for all the wrong reasons, and the world of Star Cops had lost its plausibility,and hence its potency. When a show’s selling point is the realism of its future setting, how can it survive when the audience loses faith in that future?

The first sign of loss of faith came from BBC senior management. Star Cops was given an awkward slot on BBC2 and never achieved high enough ratings to justify a second series. It is impossible to say whether a better timeslot would have made the show a hit, or whether it was doomed in any case and Jonathan Powell was right to cut his losses. However, the latter may be closer to the truth, and not just because the zeitgeist had moved on. Even if that O-ring had held tight in Challenger’s solid rocket booster, Star Cops would still have been a troubled production.

Boucher was at odds with producer Evgeny Gridneff from the start, and later expressed his regret that he hadn’t had the confidence to produce the show himself. One of his frequent complaints is that he had written his scripts to take careful account of the nitty-gritty of TV production at the time, such as the contrast between video and film shooting, and Gridneff had completely ignored all of this.

In one particularly egregious example, Boucher wrote Nathan Spring and his girlfriend having meals at a restaurant with private booths whose walls featured computer projections of beautiful scenery. So, two actors sitting in front of a blue screen - cheap as chips. In the final production, the restaurant is a conventional set with lots of furniture, extras and so on, with the main characters sitting at a table in the middle of it all. So far, so needlessly expensive, but the real absurdity comes when the meal is interrupted by a news announcement. In Boucher’s conception, that would just mean switching the blue screen background to a TV news clip. However, the production isn’t able to do this with its restaurant set, so instead a waiter has to wheel a portable TV up to Spring’s table on a trolley in order to show him a newsflash. It’s risible, and one cannot watch the writer’s DVD commentary on that episode without having Boucher’s plaintive cries of “I wanted a booth...” echoing in ones mind long afterwards.

Thanks to this and many other production misfires, Star Cops never achieved escape velocity, despite some clever writing, an outstanding central performance by David Calder, and a bitingly cynical final episode that holds out considerable promise for a second series that never came.

When looking for the cause of a disaster like this, the question is how deep do you go? A rigid O-ring did for Challenger and its crew, but the more fundamental failure was in NASA management and political priorities. Even that, though, is a consequence of the misconceived decision to go ahead with the shuttle project at all. The ultimate question about the shuttle programme is not “what if the O-ring had held?” or “what if NASA management had been more open?”, it is “what if NASA had done something entirely different instead?”

So - what if, after Blake’s 7, when he was first pitching Star Cops, Chris Boucher had done something entirely different?

What if he had moved on to Doctor Who instead?

That’s just idle speculation, of course. There’s no reason to think that Boucher would have been offered the opportunity, or that he would necessarily have taken it. Doctor Who was largely a training ground for novices at this time, and it would be only natural for the BBC to deploy an experienced script editor like Boucher on higher profile productions such as Juliet Bravo and Bergerac, and to chuck the likes of Eric Saward and Andrew Cartmel at Doctor Who to sink or swim as their talents and luck allowed. But it’s a tempting idea nonetheless, if only because the timing would have been just about right for Boucher to take the place of Eric Saward, whose increasingly dysfunctional tenure as script editor eventually collapsed in Doctor Who’s darkest hour.

By contrast, the hypothetical JNT-Boucher years could have been very effective. In particular, Boucher’s keen appreciation of production realities and writing to make the most of limited resources would have been a good fit for JNT’s cunning accounting. The quality of the scripts would doubtless have been improved, and there would certainly be a strong political, anti-military, anti-corporate flavour to the stories. More world-weary than the youthful idealism of the Cartmel years, but no less passionate.

Instead, Doctor Who itself fell victim to the pervading culture of militarism, its whimsical intellectual hero edged out of his own story in favour of a parade of interstellar mercenaries and space marines. Fortunately, in this case the blow was not fatal and a determined rearguard action allowed the show to survive, albeit underground for a time, and eventually to emerge victorious.

No such luck for Star Cops. Too close to the military-spaceflight complex it was attacking, it became collateral damage in the collapse of its target. An obscure victim, rarely mentioned in the casualty lists, but mourned nonetheless by the few who knew and loved it.


Prole Hole 3 years ago

A strangely under-appreciated but enjoyable series, and its attempts to actually show a realistic space environment (no gravity!) are rather endearing. Nicely written essay - I've also read it elsewhere said of Star Cops that it wasn't cop enough for people who like cop shows and not sci-fi enough for people who like sci-fi, and I think there's probably a grain of truth to that. It's attempts to show a realistic future are pleasingly sincere in a trying-to-ape-2001 sort of way, but it's understandable why it didn't take off with the general public.

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Jesse 3 years ago

all the Children of Earth entries

Wait—you're covering each episode individually? Does this mean there'll be a month of Miracle Day?

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gatchamandave 3 years ago

Smashing. I've always felt that Star Cops was a curious and blatant ommission from this project, and it's good to see it finally covered. And so well considered too - kudos.

Some additional info I can pass on:-

1. Boucher's canniness extended to character conception - he knew Star Cops was bound to recruit Graeme Harper as a key director and that he would fill the parts with actors he liked to work with. So Trevor Cooper would be along and thus, since Chris also liked the man's work, specifically conceived Colin Deavis for him

2.Since he would therefore be a Big Lad, Colin was further conceived of as the one member of the ISPC who actually wants to be there, thanks to the delights of low gravity. Which is why he essentially recruits himself.

3. Speaking of loe gravity, Gridneff's naivety extended to his belief that NASA had a room at the Cape where they could, er, switch the gravity off, and maybe the BBC could lease it ? Of course, as any fu noze, that room is in fact in Nevada.

4. Mat Irvine at a convention I attendedin '93 expressed frustration at the production team's inability to decide on a coherent aesthetic for the series. One minute space was to look "lived in", and the hardware was to be extrapolated from Apollo programme likely spin offs such as modular deep space vehicles, the next it was all Frank Hampson stylishness, a place of sweeping curves and leather lined control cabins. Best example is the billionaire computer whizz's study in Intelligent Listening for Beginner:- " shipped out at great expense, Commander". From what appears to be the local B&Q.

5. Rule 1 for any SF series that wants to be taken as "gritty and hard edged".Never, ever, ever have a pop song for your opening titles. Of course, It Won't Be Easy isn't as bad as Faith of the Heart for Enterprise, but there's a baw hair between them.

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Iain Coleman 3 years ago

1. Boucher's canniness extended to character conception - he knew Star Cops was bound to recruit Graeme Harper as a key director and that he would fill the parts with actors he liked to work with. So Trevor Cooper would be along and thus, since Chris also liked the man's work, specifically conceived Colin Deavis for him

I had no idea about that. Brilliant!

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Chadwick 3 years ago

I disagree with both the assessment of the Space Defence Initiative and the problems with Star Cops.

First off, the SDI was created because Reagan wanted to circumvent Mutually Assured Destruction and Edward Tellar gave him a theory as a way of doing it. The Soviets weren't so much against the militarisation of space (they had put the first killer satellites; machines that fired ball bearings at a Western satellite) but their biggest worry was that as the Americans put unlimited funds and backing into getting to the Moon first, they feared that the Americans could also make the SDI work and render their entire deterrent force obsolete at a stroke. Keeping up with American technology was crippling their economy.

As for Star Cops, the big problem wasn't the spaceflight zeitgeist evaporating, the problem was a BBC that was getting fed up with producing science fiction series. Both Jonathan Powell and Michael Grade were sceptical about the genre, and both felt that if BBC productions couldn't match what was going on in cinematic sci-fi then it wouldn't bother. The impending arrival of Star Trek: The Next Generation (which the BBC were negotiating to screen) didn't help Boucher's cause either. Star Cops was shunted onto BBC 2 as a niche programme with very obvious blue screen effects and the problems of doing SFX with 1980s videotape technology. The public, and the reviewers, were put off by a show that was clearly being made to the standards of old school BBC drama productions right at the point where TV drama was becoming more polished and didn't overreach its ambitions.

The Cold War zeitgeist and anti-Reagan theory is interesting, but it doesn't hold water for me.

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William Whyte 3 years ago

FWIW, it wasn't keeping up with American technology that was crippling the Soviet economy, it was the fact that communism (at least as implemented in Russia) doesn't work.

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Josiah Rowe 3 years ago

Those two theories are not incompatible.

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Iain Coleman 3 years ago

I don't see anything to disagree with in your account of SDI, ad so I'm not sure why you think you disagree with me. I would just add some additional contextual points.

First, from a technological point of view, SDI was a fantasy. It was never going to actually work in terms of protecting the US from a Soviet attack, although it was obviously useful as a political tool and as a way of employing engineers.

Secondly, there really was a fear, in the USSR and in Europe, that the US might be emboldened by feelings of invulnerability to launch a nuclear attack of its own. These fears were nothing new - the primary reason why the UK became a nuclear power was to have enough credibility and influence with the US to dissuade them from doing something stupid like starting a nuclear war - but the combination of SDI and Reagan's bellicose rhetoric heightened those fears considerably.

Certainly, whatever anyone else may think, Chris Boucher was profoundly concerned about US militarism and those concerns are manifest in his scripts for Star Cops.

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BPiper 3 years ago

Thanks for this column. I enjoyed Star Cops, and recorded every episode on VHS when they aired locally. I still have them on a shelf somewhere, and after this I should pull them out and watch again.

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Matthew Blanchette 3 years ago

It's interesting that you mention Juliet Bravo, since Antony Root, the trainee script editor who worked on Who between Bidmead and Saward, only left because he was offered a temporary script editor position on Bravo, and JNT had not made his hiring permament... yet.

If I recall correctly, Saward in turn was meant as a temp hire, with JNT assuming that Root would be able to come back to Who after Saward's three months were up. The only reason Saward's position became permanent is due to the Christopher Priest-penned story for Season 19 rather acrimoniously falling apart, forcing Saward to write "Earthshock" relatively on-the-fly. This, coming on the heels of Root being confirmed to script edit Juliet Bravo in a permament capacity due to the success of his three-month stint there, led to JNT giving a similar appointment to Saward, rather than switching horses again.

Root didn't seem to make much of an impact while he'd been on Who; if he'd been able to return, though, the show might've been better off. Who knows, eh?

*thumbs nose* Who... nose?

*grimaces sadly; walks away*

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