A Brief Treatise on the Rules of Thrones 1.02: The Kingsroad
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State of Play
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State of Play
A sizable portion of Star Trek fans would, if you polled them, likely state that the franchise’s biggest strength is in its ability to do so-called “social commentary” on the issues of today in a futuristic science fiction setting. When they say this, what they’re referring to is the interpretation of Star Trek that I’ve somewhat flippantly chosen to call “Roddenberry’s Fables”. This is the kind of story where our crew beams down someplace, encounters an alien civilization that either operates under a structure or is facing a situation that very closely mirrors a social debate in the real world. Back in the Original Series, this usually took the form of quite literally punching the moral of the week (typically Gene Roddenberry’s Opinion on something) into the guest cast, but with the advent of Star Trek: The Next Generation. we’ve by and large been more interested in helping our one-off characters work through their problems in a constructive way.
How interesting it is than that the one time the creative team did explicitly decide to Say Something Important about a major social issue of their time is largely considered to be a disaster.
In Star Trek: The Next Generation 365, Paula Block and Terry J. Erdmann compare “The High Ground” to “The Hunted”, by saying both involve a dangerous, violent man whom the Enterprise crew nevertheless find some manner of sympathy for, but point out that “The High Ground” was far more controversial, being banned in several countries for varying lengths of time. What they’re too polite to say is that of fucking course “The High Ground” was more controversial, because it deals with terrorists and openly, diegetically draws comparisons to several real-world terrorist campaigns. It’s a brazen move to be sure, and the show comes dangerously close to endorsing violent uprising as a valid form of material social change, even while it justifiably tries to stay ambivalent about the ethical underpinnings of it. Where things go wrong, naturally, is that the script ends up a little *too* ambivalent and, apart from making the dramatic crux of the plot hinge on yet another kidnapping of a female main character, basically just ends up reciting a bunch of vague platitudes about terrorism and violence that don’t actually *say* anything. As Michael Piller says:
“Another show that I wasn’t particularly happy with. We set out to do a show about terrorists. What was the statement we made about terrorism in the show? Was it the point where the boy puts down the gun and says, ‘Maybe the end of terrorism is when the first child puts down his gun?’ It was effective in the context of that show, but is certainly not a statement that provides any great revelation. You must be prepared to say something new about social issues.”
While Ron Moore puts it more bluntly when he calls it
…“an abomination.
Happy Valentine’s Day.
Thanks for joining me for a big week, and going forward. The response to the end of TARDIS Eruditorum has been incredibly gratifying, and I apologize for anyone I didn’t reach back to and thank for the kind words. They’ve all meant a lot.
Going forward, A Brief Treatise on the Rules of Thrones will run on Mondays as an odd sort of countdown, up to the fifth season premiere. On Wednesdays, comics reviews in the mid-days, and I think the episode commentaries from the Eruditorum Kickstarter. So The Rescue Episode One might be a fun thing to watch this weekend. On Fridays, The Last War in Albion will rumble on into the night, and on Saturdays we shall as always shoot the shit, as they say.
This is all assuming the Patreon, currently at $267, remains over $200 a week, with it currently funding A Brief Treatise on the Rules of Thrones. That seems pretty secure, but $60 of it is down to a small number of particularly generous patrons, so please, if you can spare a buck a week, it means a lot. I also just opened voting on the monthly bonus post, so if you want to be a rascal and, like, back for a week, vote, pay for Monday’s post, then cancel your pledge, that’s totally fair. This blog and the monthly book royalties basically pay the rent, and it’s greatly appreciated. Even a little bit helps.
Speaking of books, the Logopolis book, now called Recursive Occlusion, is a hair’s breadth away. Kickstarter backers who think you’ve pre-ordered a copy, please do check your Kickstarter messages, there’s a Google form to fill out to get your book.
So, since it is still the big event of the week, I’m curious. What was your favorite TARDIS Eruditorum entry? And, since everybody on the planet inexplicably feels the need to disclaim that they don’t agree with everything I say (as though someone was under any illusion that anyone would agree with everything I say, least of all myself), where did I most infuriate you? Are you an old-timer, like that guy on GallifreyBase this week who keeps going on about how I unfairly hold the past to the ethical standards of the presen when talking about racism in The Celestial Toymaker? Are you a battle-scarred flame warrior from the great Big-Ass Science debate of The Masque of Mandragora? Did I just disappoint you when I was rude to someone? Or were you with me right up until I said Kill the Moon was brilliant?
Actually, wait, just TARDIS Eruditorum. My passion for Kill the Moon is off limits until the Capaldi book comes out. (I’m not even thinking about that book until it’s clear when Capaldi or Moffat are leaving.)
Seriously, though, thank you for all the kind words and for making me a part of your Internet day. It’s a lovely way to make a living, nattering on to you lot.…
In the wake of the Chapel Hill murders, people of Left-wing persuasion have been doing a lot of talking about the double standards which are applied to murder when it’s Muslims being murdered by non-Muslims rather than the other way round. All very true. If a Muslim had been the murderer in Chapel Hill, and his victims had been non-Muslim, we’d now be hearing the mainstream media (let alone the conservative media) talking about ‘terrorism’, the pundits would be giving us their standard reheated ‘clash of civilisations’ rhetoric, pontificating about the inherently violent nature of Islam, asking Muslim ‘community leaders’ to address the cancer of extremism in their midst, etc etc etc, ad nauseum, ad infinitum. Hell, Charles Windsor might even open his empty head again to release some more racist platitudes about the need for Muslims to ‘conform’ to ‘our values’ (there is no ‘us’ or ‘we’ or ‘our’, Mr Windsor. Please fuck off). There certainly wouldn’t be anybody desperately trying to spin the murders as nothing more than a dispute over a parking space, or the product of the singular demons of a lone nut.
But we don’t actually need to theorise what might have happened if the skin colours and/or religions of the victims and killer in Chapel Hill were transposed. We’ve seen it demonstrated for us in the real world, time and time again. You’ll have heard of Lee Rigby, the young British soldier horribly murdered by two Muslim men in May 2013. If you were living in the UK at the time, you will hardly have been able to miss it. I think people were actually obliged by law to mention it on TV at least once every half hour. You may not have heard of Mohammed Saleem however, an 82 year old Muslim man who was stabbed to death by a Ukrainian student in Birmingham (I didn’t know non-Muslims were even allowed in Birmingham!). It happened the month before Lee Rigby was killed. To put it mildly… it wasn’t quite the media sensation that the Rigby murder became, despite the fact that Saleem’s killer was later convicted of planting bombs in three Mosques in the Midlands (so it probably wasn’t about a parking space). The Rigby murder (which was utterly horrible and senseless, let’s be in no doubt about that) unleashed an upsurge of anti-Muslim hate crimes in the UK, despite being roundly and publicly condemned by just about every prominent Muslim, and every major Muslim organisation, in Britain. Needless to say, the wave of violent, anti-Muslim bigotry was not covered in depth by the media.
But I mustn’t talk about this stuff. Jonathan Freedland will accuse me of starting a who’s-the-most-picked-on ‘arms race‘. I mean, surely there are higher priorities than the frequent violent Islamophobia in Britain.
Some people still criticise Israel, for instance.
By the way, I do just want to make one observation about the Left reaction to Chapel Hill. If you’re on the Left, or a liberal, and you’re condemning the Chapel Hill murders, and decrying the double standards of the media, and you’re not also at least occasionally speaking out against the wholesale slaughter of Muslims and Arabs by Western governments (chiefly but by no means only the USA), and the support given by Western governments to regimes that violently oppress Muslims (i.e.…
The long-threatened Shabogan Graffiti podcast – or Shabcast – is finally here. Nobody asked for this, but you’re getting it anyway.
Episode One is available to download here, bandwidth kindly provided by the very nice Pex Lives podcast fellas. In a classic example of arrogant Trot entryism, I’ve infiltrated Pex Lives with two guest appearances on their podcast and am now barging to the front and taking over their bandwidth.
This first episode is basically a gargantuan, rambling chat between me and Phil Sandifer of TARDIS Eruditorum (which apparently I’ve been saying wrong as well as periodically spelling wrong) and other insanely long projects, with all the boring bits edited out (mostly the bits when I talk, or a couple of rubbish questions that didn’t lead anywhere… this being the first ‘interview’ I’ve conducted since I was a journalism student about 712 years ago).
If you want, for some perverse and unfathomable reason, to listen to two men you don’t know talking about television for pushing three hours, then today is your lucky day my friend.…
“Welcome aboard. Now rewrite act three for me and have it on my desk by this evening.”
That’s how Ira Steven Behr was welcomed to Star Trek: The Next Generation by Michael Piller on his first day as producer and staff writer. That gives you an idea of what this show’s behind-the-scenes climate was like during the third season: Behr recalls how even though he was a veteran writer and producer, this was like no other show he’d ever worked on before. Everyone was frantically writing and rewriting stories, absolutely nothing was ready to go, and it stayed like that for the entire year. The insane workload eventually burned Behr out so badly that he walked away from Star Trek after only one season, and only came back to the franchise at Michael Piller’s personal request four years later when he and Rick Berman were drafting up what would become Star Trek: The Next Generation‘s sister show. We’ll talk more about Behr and his influence once we get to the fist story he actually wrote himself (as opposed to ones he did an uncredited rewrite of at the eleventh hour to get them into a marginally filmable state), but that script that Behr rewrote the third act of on his first day happens to be this one: “The Hunted”.
“The Hunted” is perishingly easy to explain. It is straightforwardly First Blood on the Starship Enterprise and, in spite of its positively ridiculous production history, it works and is a solidly watchable hour of television. There are moments in which it reveals its functionality as a work, and, frustratingly, when it does it’s at its most Original Series-esque: Even that third act Ira Behr worked on is one big chase through a bunch of pre-existing sets with a lot of flying fisticuffs and choreographed doofy fight scenes (Which isn’t altogether surprising as Behr, for a number of reasons, was never entirely comfortable with Star Trek: The Next Generation, being much more familiar with the Original Series). That’s not to say it’s entirely without merit, as the gambit our John Rambo analog, Roga Danar, pulls off is truly laudable in its cleverness and sophistication, even if he does kinda end up making the Enterprise crew (save Worf) look like a bunch of idiots in the process. Also memorable to me are the scenes where Danar is clomping around the Jeffries Tubes trying to misdirect the crew: The sets are some of the best interior designs of the year, exuding a palpable sense of being a sprawling, labyrinthine maze of corridors. Furthermore, Marvin Rush’s use of subtle red mood lighting really sets the tone for these scenes and also happens to look really cool. Actor Jeff McCarthy’s presence and swagger compliment this splendidly; he really sells the tension and walks around like he owns the place.
Which leaves examining the wisdom of doing First Blood on Star Trek: The Next Generation in the first place, which there is, even if it’s not entirely intuitive.…
I’m very excited to link you all to the debut of the amazing Jack Graham, he of the brilliant Shabogan Grafitti, as he debuts the first installment of his sporadic podcast, which he’s going to be calling the Shabcast, apparently.
The first installment consists of an appallingly long interview with me (seriously, this thing is as long as a Hobbit film) on all manner of topics, including the end of TARDIS Eruditorum, the start of A Brief Treatise on the Rules of Thrones, the middle of The Last War in Albion, along with a wealth of other strange topics.
You can get it from the Pex Lives folks here (who also had me on last month for The Ribos Operation, and had Jane on this month for Paradise Towers, if for some reason three hours of me and Jack nattering on won’t cover your commute and you need another four hours of podcast). It was a blast to record, and should make a lovely capstone for this week straight of new content. Saturday Waffling will go up tomorrow, of course, and then things will calm down. A bit.
Thanks to Jack for having me, and I wish him the best of luck with the Shabcast as he moves on to actual respectable guests.…
From worst to best of what I paid money for.
The Amazing Spider-Man #14
Ultimately, this event went wrong for me on the simplest of grounds: it turns out that when half your cast is wearing an identical full-body costume, the story gets kinda hard to follow in spots. In any case, this felt muddy and half-formed, and I’m more interested in the epilogue than I was in the actual conclusion, simply because I expect it’ll be nice to get to character beats and not tableaus of Spiders. That said, the use of Peter Porker was brilliant.
Thor #5
The degree to which I like the new Thor as a character continues to run hard into the degree to which I find the “keeping her identity secret” plot irritating. This is an interesting issue, but consists of setup and moving pieces around the board in a book that’s overdue for some payoff. My patience with it is wearing thin.
Guardians of the Galaxy #24
I was less than enamored with Black Vortex when it was announced, as it’s a crossover affecting three books I buy that flatly requires picking up issues of four books I don’t, plus the two bumper books, and the premise – dark versions of characters – bores the shit out of me, not least because it’s just a conceptual rehash AXIS, which I also didn’t buy. For all of this, I’ve actually rather enjoyed the first two parts of it, though I’m still kind of waiting for the bottom to fall out.
Captain Marvel #12
A solid installment of a book I should probably drop. I feel like everything interesting about this take on Captain Marvel can also be done in Bitch Planet, and more interestingly, leaving this a kind of hollow riff on Marvel’s sci-fi tropes. That said, I really did enjoy this one pretty well. Carol’s move with the shields was cheeky sci-fi fun.
All-New X-Men #36
Hallelujah, the misbegotten Ultimate Universe crossover is over. Clearly this proved a tricky arc for the book, since it’s now going to get released out of order to get its Black Vortex crossover working. And it seems unfortunate that the last few months of Bendis’s run have to get consumed with a dumb crossover. But in any case, this was pretty good, and the Jean Grey/Miles Morales moment was sweet.
X-Men #24
After a first issue that left me very cold, G Willow Wilson’s X-Men story finds its gear here, hitting a wonderful tone of being both weird and somewhat silly. It’s clearly a filler story running out the clock until Secret Wars, but at least it’s looking like fun filler, as opposed to mildly disastrous filler. The art is still crap though.
Darth Vader #1
A fun intro to what Gillen plans to do with this book, but a relatively insubstantial first issue. Gillen seems to mainly be playing Vader straight, although there’s a certain camp glory to a few of his quips, most obviously “I have only killed two.…
The worst parts of “The Defector” are what it inherits from “The Enemy”.
I mean that very sincerely in a number of different ways. This is another story dealing explicitly with Romulan culture and politics in an era of heightened tension with the Federation, and while it’s a more than decent one of those, it is hamstrung by its attempts to wed its continuity to “The Enemy”. What this does is reveal both how much of “The Enemy” actually really was a misfire, but also the dangers of relying too much on continuity in the first place as, you know, simply ignoring “The Enemy” wasn’t an option here (both in terms of common sense, as we’ve just done another Romulan runaround two weeks ago that I suspect most people are fonder of than I am and also because that’s never something this team, who much prefer to link new episodes back to old ones if the opportunity to do so presents itself than not, ever would have done).
So the Romulans are once again generically and programmatically shifty, manipulative backstabbers scheming to stir the pot just because they can. Even Commander Tomalak is back to puff out his chest and rattle his sabre at us, though don’t get too used to him-Dude barely shows up again after this. And yet apart from that there’s a lot of good stuff here, most notably in the character of Admiral Jarok himself, who immediately engenders our sympathy: His rank and the things we can extrapolate he did with it aside, here’s someone who’s been “on the ground”, so to speak, and understands firsthand the full consequences and repercussions of the Romulan Star Empire’s retrograde and destructive neo-imperialism. He’s the first real clue we get that Romulus isn’t a monoculture and that the cartoonishly bloodthirsty jingoism of Andreas Katsulas’ Tomalak does not speak for every Romulan. In fact, the folly of reducing an entire people down to crass generalizations is something of a theme, with Jarok needing to learn to trust the Enterprise crew and set-aside the in-built prejudices he’s internalized from living in such a xenophobic climate. And how great is it that this all comes together in one of the single most beautiful bits of lore-building in the show to date, when Jarok poetically reminisces to Data about the Valley of Chula, which is later brought to life on the holodeck through a breathtaking bit of set design from the art department?
The only concern I might raise is that Jarok becomes so sympathetic through all of this (I dare you not to get choked up when he starts talking about his daughter to Captain Picard) he actually runs the risk of upstaging the Enterprise crew at various points, which is something Michael Piller of all people should have caught. This episode does not portray the crew in the most flattering of lights, lining them up to get punched down by Jarok though having their first instinct to be to strip the scout ship (although do note how the episode pulls the genius sleight-of-hand of having Tomalak force Jarok to eat his words during the climax when he promises to do the same thing to the Enterprise: What was that about Jarok was saying about humans being inherently shortsighted, and what were we saying about the Romulan Star Empire and the Federation being the same thing?)…