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All righty. Our contest winners, though first, some honorable mentions, all of which get good old fashioned Marvel Comics No Prizes. I decided to get a little soft and not disqualify people for dropping either definite article. This was brutal to judge. Well played to everyone.
First off, the Rulebreakers division, where the prize goes to Lewis Christian for
Lett's Kill Pertwee.
Next, the Rude division, where we have three contenders. The bronze No Prize goes to Matthew Blanchette's impressively awful
The Fapping of the Worm, itself a modification of Tony Macklin's
The Tapping of the Wire. The silver goes to overflowontology's
Feast of the Merkins after Matthew Blanchette's
The Terror of the Mirkins, itself a modification of overflowontology's work. And the gold No Prize goes to IG's modification of prandeamus's suggestion,
The Wind of the Slitheen. Excellent work, you sick bastards.
Next, the Literary Theory division, which has two prizes. Like any good piece of literary theory, or, for that matter, good piece of Doctor Who, both are plagiarized. We'll call it a tie between John Toon's
The Death of the Author and Anton B's
The Society of the Spectacle.
The Actually Sincere Attempt at a Story Title division has but one prize, AuntyJack's pleasantly unnerving
The Sigil of Xanthus. A round of applause to AuntyJack for being one of only a few entrants to actually attempt a title of that quality.
Next we have our Doctor Who In Jokes division. Bronzes goes to thingsiambotheredby's proposal
The Evil of the Chumblies, with an honorable mention for James V's proposed modification
Remembrance of the Chumblies. Ferret's modification of Joel Phillips's suggestion
The Machine of the Gods,
The ??/??? of the WiFi gets the silver. While the division winner is Jane's
The New Men of Sydney, a modification of Lewis Christian's
The H of Christopher Bidmead.
In a closely related award, the prize for "best use of the definite article" goes to IG's
The Catharsis of the Spurious Morality.
Which brings us to our general classification.
In third place, Tony Macklin's
The Heat of the Moment.
In second, Matthew Blanchette's
The Passion of the Anoraks, a modification of EarBucket's
The Passion of the Christ.
And our winner. This posed a problem, because I, somewhat foolishly, intervened slightly in one post, noting that I could see a modification that would improve it. That post was prandeamus's
The Anagram of the Master, which HarlequiNQB realized would be improved with
The Anagram of the Stream, or, actually, even better than my idea,
The Stream of Anagrams. So free ebooks to prandeamus, HarlequiNQB, and, apparently, myself.
Which is, of course, terribly unfair, so I'll just declare a second winning entry and give a set of ebooks to Ununnilium for the equally brilliant
The Kyriarchy of the Daleks.
Congratulations to all three winners - send me an e-mail and I'll get your ebooks to you.
I know several of you already have a set of ebooks. If you like the books are easily giftable, so go ahead and take them and use them that way. Alternatively, if you want to pass them along, you may opt to pick a winner of your own. Just let me know and I'll send books to them instead.
This was great fun. Thank you all for playing.
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Prole Hole 5 years, 11 months ago
For some reason I didn't read this until way too late but I can't beliee nobody suggested The Inevitability of The Daleks.
Link | ReplyStill, excellent titles all!
Reinder Dijkhuis 5 years, 11 months ago
I think The Death of the Author would work as a Big Finish play or a webcomic tribute, as would The Heat of the Moment.
Link | ReplyWhich reminds me, I really need to get back to writing Renegade of the Daleks so I can get my Hurt-Doctor story out before November 23...
Wm Keith 5 years, 11 months ago
This was an interesting variation on The Prisoner's Dilemma (The Dilemma of the Prisoner) because, if everyone except the first commentator had cooperated and simply modified the previous entry, according to the published rules everyone would have won.
Link | ReplyEwa Woowa 5 years, 11 months ago
Kick... smash...
Link | ReplyIt's a flippin' fix!
storms off...
Anton B 5 years, 11 months ago
Yaay! I won a no-prize and in the Literary Theory section too! I like to think 'The Society of The Spectacle' would be about a secret cadre of space-opticians trying to retrieve Amy's glasses.
Link | ReplyWm Keith 5 years, 11 months ago
Tagline: This Hurt's Me More Than This Hurt's You
Link | ReplyProle Hole 5 years, 11 months ago
I Hurt myself today to see if I still feel...
Link | ReplyJohn Toon 5 years, 11 months ago
Everybody's Hurt sometimes.
Link | ReplyAuntyJack 5 years, 11 months ago
Thanks Phil - much obliged. I'll put my prize up next to my Crypto-Anthropology Doctorate from Miskatonic U.
Link | ReplyBTW - Hello all, I've been watching Doctor Who and lurking here since the respective Pertwee eras.
It took me that long to figure out I could use my Google account to post. Go figure.
I'd like to see a decent Hammer pastiche episode titled Bride of Borusa, though.
Reinder Dijkhuis 5 years, 11 months ago
Stop that or I Will Make You Hurt.
Link | ReplySpacewarp 5 years, 11 months ago
That's a whole different game. Modify the previous poster's entry by one word.
Link | ReplySpacewarp 5 years, 11 months ago
Pastiche of recent blockbuster film? "The Hurt Doctor"
Link | ReplyI'll get my coat...
doktorvox 5 years, 11 months ago
That's a whole different game. Modify the previous poster's credo by one word.
Link | ReplyLewis Christian 5 years, 11 months ago
Ooh, two nods. Thanks :)
Link | ReplyCongrats to the winners!
Matthew Blanchette 5 years, 11 months ago
I placed! Twice! Hooray! :-D
Link | ReplyHope you three enjoy your shiny new e-books. :-)
Darren K. 5 years, 11 months ago
That's a whole different game. Mollify the previous poster's credo by one word.
Link | ReplyFroborr 5 years, 11 months ago
Those butcher's apostrophes Hurt.
Link | ReplyFroborr 5 years, 11 months ago
That's a whole different game. Mollify the previous poseur's credo by one word.
Link | ReplyProle Hole 5 years, 11 months ago
That's a holy different game. Mollify the previous poseur's credo by one word.
Link | Replyelvwood 5 years, 11 months ago
That's a whole different game. Mollify the following poseur's credo by one word.
Link | ReplyTheonlyspiral 5 years, 11 months ago
That's a whole different game. Mollify the following poseur's credo by one vocable.
Link | ReplyAnton B 5 years, 11 months ago
That's a whole different name. Mollify the following poseur's credo by one vocable.
Link | ReplyLewis Christian 5 years, 11 months ago
Baby Don't Hurt Me
Link | ReplyJosiah Rowe 5 years, 11 months ago
That's a whole different name. Mollify the following poseur's credo without one vocable.
Link | ReplyDave 5 years, 11 months ago
This won't Hurt a bit.
Link | ReplyBerserkRL 5 years, 11 months ago
Hurt's So Good.
Link | ReplyDave 5 years, 11 months ago
That's a whole referent name. Mollify the following poseur's credo without one vocable.
Link | ReplyBerserkRL 5 years, 11 months ago
I have a confession to make. Beginning in the 80s, when I wasn't watching the show (I'd only seen the Tom Baker era) and continuing on into the 90s and early 2000s, I had Jon Pertwee's name attached to Peter Davison's face. (I don't mean I forcibly tattooed him.)
Link | ReplyTheonlyspiral 5 years, 11 months ago
You'll be in my Hurt.
Link | ReplyJames V 5 years, 11 months ago
That was fun. We should do it again sometime!
Link | ReplyUnunnilium 5 years, 11 months ago
Eeeeeeeeee! <3 Man, I didn't think my pick was that awesome. (I also wasn't sure that I used "Kyriarchy" correctly.)
Link | ReplyBennett 5 years, 11 months ago
That's a whole referent name. Mollycoddle the following poseur's credo without one vocable.
Link | Replyprandeamus 5 years, 11 months ago
My dear Doctor Sandifer, you have been Naive!
Link | Reply[Whips off disguise to reveal The Beard of Evil]
I thought it would stop, but it never does. Never, ever stops. Inside my head, the punning, Doctor Sandifer. The constant punning...
John Toon 5 years, 11 months ago
C'mon now people, it's time to take all these puns and put them away... in The Hurt Locker.
Link | ReplyJ Mairs 5 years, 11 months ago
I didn't want to interupt the above thread started by Wm Keith to say this - but you guyz!!
Link | ReplyI don't think I've ever laughed so hard!
Tony Macklin 5 years, 11 months ago
The Despair of the Runner-up....(sobs).
Link | ReplyMarionette 5 years, 11 months ago
Actually, I did. But my comment seems to have got eaten by Blogger.
Link | ReplyElizabeth Sandifer 5 years, 11 months ago
Just checked the spam trap - it's not there. :(
Link | ReplyMatthew Blanchette 5 years, 11 months ago
That's a whole referent name. Mollycoddle the following poseur's credo without singular vocable.
Link | Replyferret 5 years, 11 months ago
All I can say is Hoò?äy for Uni?ò??!
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