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Elizabeth Sandifer

Elizabeth Sandifer created Eruditorum Press. She’s not really sure why she did that, and she apologizes for the inconvenience. She currently writes Last War in Albion, a history of the magical war between Alan Moore and Grant Morrison. She used to write TARDIS Eruditorum, a history of Britain told through the lens of a ropey sci-fi series. She also wrote Neoreaction a Basilisk, writes comics these days, and has ADHD so will probably just randomly write some other shit sooner or later.Support Elizabeth on Patreon.

41 Comments

  1. Prole Hole
    June 11, 2013 @ 1:06 am

    For some reason I didn't read this until way too late but I can't beliee nobody suggested The Inevitability of The Daleks.

    Still, excellent titles all!

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  2. Reinder Dijkhuis
    June 11, 2013 @ 1:38 am

    I think The Death of the Author would work as a Big Finish play or a webcomic tribute, as would The Heat of the Moment.

    Which reminds me, I really need to get back to writing Renegade of the Daleks so I can get my Hurt-Doctor story out before November 23…

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  3. Wm Keith
    June 11, 2013 @ 1:40 am

    This was an interesting variation on The Prisoner's Dilemma (The Dilemma of the Prisoner) because, if everyone except the first commentator had cooperated and simply modified the previous entry, according to the published rules everyone would have won.

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  4. Ewa Woowa
    June 11, 2013 @ 2:00 am

    Kick… smash…
    It's a flippin' fix!
    storms off…

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  5. Anton B
    June 11, 2013 @ 2:08 am

    Yaay! I won a no-prize and in the Literary Theory section too! I like to think 'The Society of The Spectacle' would be about a secret cadre of space-opticians trying to retrieve Amy's glasses.

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  6. Wm Keith
    June 11, 2013 @ 2:38 am

    Tagline: This Hurt's Me More Than This Hurt's You

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  7. Prole Hole
    June 11, 2013 @ 3:00 am

    I Hurt myself today to see if I still feel…

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  8. John Toon
    June 11, 2013 @ 3:03 am

    Everybody's Hurt sometimes.

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  9. AuntyJack
    June 11, 2013 @ 3:28 am

    Thanks Phil – much obliged. I'll put my prize up next to my Crypto-Anthropology Doctorate from Miskatonic U.

    BTW – Hello all, I've been watching Doctor Who and lurking here since the respective Pertwee eras.
    It took me that long to figure out I could use my Google account to post. Go figure.

    I'd like to see a decent Hammer pastiche episode titled Bride of Borusa, though.

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  10. Reinder Dijkhuis
    June 11, 2013 @ 3:40 am

    Stop that or I Will Make You Hurt.

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  11. Spacewarp
    June 11, 2013 @ 3:41 am

    That's a whole different game. Modify the previous poster's entry by one word.

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  12. Spacewarp
    June 11, 2013 @ 3:42 am

    Pastiche of recent blockbuster film? "The Hurt Doctor"

    I'll get my coat…

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  13. doktorvox
    June 11, 2013 @ 3:57 am

    That's a whole different game. Modify the previous poster's credo by one word.

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  14. Lewis Christian
    June 11, 2013 @ 3:59 am

    Ooh, two nods. Thanks 🙂

    Congrats to the winners!

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  15. Matthew Blanchette
    June 11, 2013 @ 4:26 am

    I placed! Twice! Hooray! 😀

    Hope you three enjoy your shiny new e-books. 🙂

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  16. Darren K.
    June 11, 2013 @ 4:37 am

    That's a whole different game. Mollify the previous poster's credo by one word.

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  17. Froborr
    June 11, 2013 @ 4:46 am

    Those butcher's apostrophes Hurt.

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  18. Froborr
    June 11, 2013 @ 4:47 am

    That's a whole different game. Mollify the previous poseur's credo by one word.

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  19. Prole Hole
    June 11, 2013 @ 5:02 am

    That's a holy different game. Mollify the previous poseur's credo by one word.

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  20. elvwood
    June 11, 2013 @ 5:04 am

    That's a whole different game. Mollify the following poseur's credo by one word.

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  21. Theonlyspiral
    June 11, 2013 @ 5:11 am

    That's a whole different game. Mollify the following poseur's credo by one vocable.

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  22. Anton B
    June 11, 2013 @ 5:16 am

    That's a whole different name. Mollify the following poseur's credo by one vocable.

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  23. Lewis Christian
    June 11, 2013 @ 5:16 am

    Baby Don't Hurt Me

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  24. Josiah Rowe
    June 11, 2013 @ 6:04 am

    That's a whole different name. Mollify the following poseur's credo without one vocable.

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  25. Dave
    June 11, 2013 @ 6:55 am

    This won't Hurt a bit.

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  26. BerserkRL
    June 11, 2013 @ 6:57 am

    Hurt's So Good.

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  27. Dave
    June 11, 2013 @ 6:57 am

    That's a whole referent name. Mollify the following poseur's credo without one vocable.

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  28. BerserkRL
    June 11, 2013 @ 7:01 am

    I have a confession to make. Beginning in the 80s, when I wasn't watching the show (I'd only seen the Tom Baker era) and continuing on into the 90s and early 2000s, I had Jon Pertwee's name attached to Peter Davison's face. (I don't mean I forcibly tattooed him.)

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  29. Theonlyspiral
    June 11, 2013 @ 8:08 am

    You'll be in my Hurt.

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  30. James V
    June 11, 2013 @ 12:42 pm

    That was fun. We should do it again sometime!

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  31. Ununnilium
    June 11, 2013 @ 1:51 pm

    Eeeeeeeeee! <3 Man, I didn't think my pick was that awesome. (I also wasn't sure that I used "Kyriarchy" correctly.)

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  32. Bennett
    June 11, 2013 @ 8:36 pm

    That's a whole referent name. Mollycoddle the following poseur's credo without one vocable.

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  33. prandeamus
    June 12, 2013 @ 2:02 am

    My dear Doctor Sandifer, you have been Naive!

    [Whips off disguise to reveal The Beard of Evil]

    I thought it would stop, but it never does. Never, ever stops. Inside my head, the punning, Doctor Sandifer. The constant punning…

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  34. John Toon
    June 12, 2013 @ 3:14 am

    C'mon now people, it's time to take all these puns and put them away… in The Hurt Locker.

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  35. J Mairs
    June 12, 2013 @ 3:36 am

    I didn't want to interupt the above thread started by Wm Keith to say this – but you guyz!!

    I don't think I've ever laughed so hard!

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  36. Tony Macklin
    June 12, 2013 @ 4:43 am

    The Despair of the Runner-up….(sobs).

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  37. Marionette
    June 12, 2013 @ 10:03 am

    Actually, I did. But my comment seems to have got eaten by Blogger.

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  38. Elizabeth Sandifer
    June 12, 2013 @ 10:05 am

    Just checked the spam trap – it's not there. 🙁

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  39. Matthew Blanchette
    June 12, 2013 @ 11:18 am

    That's a whole referent name. Mollycoddle the following poseur's credo without singular vocable.

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  40. ferret
    June 12, 2013 @ 7:46 pm

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