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Elizabeth Sandifer

Elizabeth Sandifer created Eruditorum Press. She’s not really sure why she did that, and she apologizes for the inconvenience. She currently writes Last War in Albion, a history of the magical war between Alan Moore and Grant Morrison. She used to write TARDIS Eruditorum, a history of Britain told through the lens of a ropey sci-fi series. She also wrote Neoreaction a Basilisk, writes comics these days, and has ADHD so will probably just randomly write some other shit sooner or later. Support Elizabeth on Patreon.


  1. Yossarianduck
    May 31, 2016 @ 1:58 am

    Worth. Every. Cent.


  2. James Wylder
    May 31, 2016 @ 2:38 am

    And for a moment, I was at peace.


  3. John Biles
    May 31, 2016 @ 3:53 am

    I don’t get it, though it rather reminds me of a captcha thing.


    • Metal Fatigue
      May 31, 2016 @ 4:24 am



  4. Ahilan
    May 31, 2016 @ 4:21 am

    How will this work


    • Elizabeth Sandifer
      May 31, 2016 @ 4:30 am

      In what sense?


    • Froborr
      May 31, 2016 @ 4:34 am

      “This ritual renders the alt-right ridiculous.”

      “But the alt-right has always been ridiculous!”

      “See how well it works?”


      • Cuck Tingle
        May 31, 2016 @ 6:43 am

        Wow, it even works backwards in time!


    • Kate
      May 31, 2016 @ 8:53 am

      Nobody tell them.


  5. Devin
    May 31, 2016 @ 4:49 am

    If only every day could be as magical as today.


  6. WordCubed
    May 31, 2016 @ 4:50 am

    Maybe the real magic is the book we kickstarted along the way.


    • Giddeon
      May 31, 2016 @ 7:47 am

      Turns out the book was inside all of us the whole time!

      It’s going to require a lot of painful surgeries to remove, too!


      • David Gerard
        May 31, 2016 @ 8:32 am

        The way to a man’s heart is through his chest, and so’s the way back out again.


  7. Kate
    May 31, 2016 @ 8:51 am

    In Yahweh and the Gods of Canaan, William Foxwell Albright writes: “For instance, it can be shown conclusively that the so-called goddess Sha’taqat is a figment of the imagination; the supposed name is a finite verb.” Glycon the muppet and Sha’taqat the typo: we have to get these two together.


  8. Auntyjack
    May 31, 2016 @ 11:30 am

    Glycon is another name for Mara


    • Marafnord
      May 31, 2016 @ 1:20 pm

      Damn. Well, consider my eschaton immanentized.


  9. bombasticus
    May 31, 2016 @ 11:47 am

    Hey, mostly ones and zeros!


  10. Auntyjack
    May 31, 2016 @ 9:08 pm

    Just surround it with mirrors – you’ll be fine


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