A Brief Magical Ritual to Neuter the Alt-Right
We hit $13k, so it’s time for magick.
First, Gnon, Nick Land’s horror-God of immanent reality, representing the awful truths to which neoreaction is supposedly the only possible response.
But as Land admits, the name is specifically a stand-in – a compromise to forestall the tedious debate over Gnon’s identity. But what is the erased name that Gnon stands in place of? And what might this beast be trying to hide by making its name forbidden? The answer is obvious with just a bit of inspection.
Crisis averted. It was just a silly puppet all along.
May 31, 2016 @ 1:58 am
Worth. Every. Cent.
May 31, 2016 @ 2:38 am
And for a moment, I was at peace.
May 31, 2016 @ 3:53 am
I don’t get it, though it rather reminds me of a captcha thing.
May 31, 2016 @ 4:24 am
Glycon.
May 31, 2016 @ 4:21 am
How will this work
May 31, 2016 @ 4:30 am
In what sense?
May 31, 2016 @ 4:34 am
“This ritual renders the alt-right ridiculous.”
“But the alt-right has always been ridiculous!”
“See how well it works?”
May 31, 2016 @ 6:43 am
Wow, it even works backwards in time!
May 31, 2016 @ 8:53 am
Nobody tell them.
May 31, 2016 @ 4:49 am
If only every day could be as magical as today.
May 31, 2016 @ 4:50 am
Maybe the real magic is the book we kickstarted along the way.
May 31, 2016 @ 7:47 am
Turns out the book was inside all of us the whole time!
It’s going to require a lot of painful surgeries to remove, too!
May 31, 2016 @ 8:32 am
The way to a man’s heart is through his chest, and so’s the way back out again.
May 31, 2016 @ 8:51 am
In Yahweh and the Gods of Canaan, William Foxwell Albright writes: “For instance, it can be shown conclusively that the so-called goddess Sha’taqat is a figment of the imagination; the supposed name is a finite verb.” Glycon the muppet and Sha’taqat the typo: we have to get these two together.
May 31, 2016 @ 11:30 am
Glycon is another name for Mara
May 31, 2016 @ 1:20 pm
Damn. Well, consider my eschaton immanentized.
May 31, 2016 @ 11:47 am
Hey, mostly ones and zeros!
May 31, 2016 @ 9:08 pm
Just surround it with mirrors – you’ll be fine