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Elizabeth Sandifer

Elizabeth Sandifer created Eruditorum Press. She’s not really sure why she did that, and she apologizes for the inconvenience. She currently writes Last War in Albion, a history of the magical war between Alan Moore and Grant Morrison. She used to write TARDIS Eruditorum, a history of Britain told through the lens of a ropey sci-fi series. She also wrote Neoreaction a Basilisk, writes comics these days, and has ADHD so will probably just randomly write some other shit sooner or later.Support Elizabeth on Patreon.

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  1. gustave
    June 8, 2013 @ 6:55 am

    The Heist of the Millenium

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  2. matt bracher
    June 8, 2013 @ 7:07 am

    The Philanthropy of the Sontarans.

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  3. Joel Phillips
    June 8, 2013 @ 7:22 am

    Actually a reference to the more deus ex machina endings, take your pick.

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  4. Ewa Woowa
    June 8, 2013 @ 7:50 am

    The little england-erness of the conservative party

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  5. Ununnilium
    June 8, 2013 @ 7:58 am

    Re the market: I'm not up to "significant portion of your household income" yet, but I've been doing some research. For ebooks, there seems to be a significant amount of "long tail", as long as you produce consistently – old ones keep selling, not hugely, but significantly.

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  6. Ununnilium
    June 8, 2013 @ 8:08 am

    Also, The Kyriarchy of the Daleks, and The Empire of the Supermen.

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  7. Ununnilium
    June 8, 2013 @ 8:17 am

    This, I vote this one.

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  8. prandeamus
    June 8, 2013 @ 8:20 am

    The Anagram of the Master

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  9. EclecticDave
    June 8, 2013 @ 8:24 am

    The Umbrella Hat of Rassilon

    Proving Rassilon can beat the Doctor at his own game when it comes to headwear. Also because I suddenly want to see Timothy Dalton in an Umbrella Hat!

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  10. EclecticDave
    June 8, 2013 @ 8:31 am

    The Shock Of The New

    The Logic Of The Ending

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  11. Pen Name Pending
    June 8, 2013 @ 8:36 am

    Well, I'm looking to be a writer in the future so I will await the survey answers just as you are. I've been waiting for this thread all week because I wanted to bring up a small discussion.

    First, though, I had an unusual Doctor Who-themed dream last night in which each student in my English class was assigned to watch a Doctor Who serial (and apparently nothing from the 80s were included) and keep track of several recurring motifs or themes or what have you. The number of things you had to keep track of depended on how many episodes were in your serial…and I had The War Games. I planned to keep track of the bad Southern accents. Someone was more unfortunate and got The Daleks' Master Plan, and I tried to explain that only 3 of those episodes existed.

    Anyway, I wanted to bring up this blog's statistics, which I've found interesting. The only other new series post to make it into the Top 10 aside from "Rose" is Only Human…does anyone know why? Was it posted somewhere else? And, recently, The Chase and The Dalek Invasion of Earth have jumped up. (On the other hand, it makes sense that the Daily Mail post would be the only off-day post to be up there.)

    I also noticed that the "I, Personally, Like These Posts" haven't been updated since the Virgin era. I nominate the TV movie!

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  12. Pen Name Pending
    June 8, 2013 @ 8:37 am

    Can't read without hearing song…

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  13. Elizabeth Sandifer
    June 8, 2013 @ 8:40 am

    Now that the TV Movie has fallen off the top ten it will go on the I, Personally list as soon as I update that. But right now I'm kind of staring at the whole thing because, puzzlingly, the stats there don't match Blogger's overall record of pageviews – it seems like recent page views are given slightly more credit somehow. I'm really not sure why or how, but I can find two distinct counts of pageviews for each post, and they produce very different lists.

    The Chase and Dalek Invasion of Earth have been getting an oddly high amount of traffic this week, and I don't know why – there's no obvious inbound link that explains it. Probably Twitter or Facebook, which is hard to follow back.

    Only Human was linked by Gareth Roberts, which created a massive traffic spike in about one hour that ensures its place on the top ten.

    So basically, those lists aren't currently doing what I originally intended and I'm thus a bit puzzled by them and not sure what to do. I'm doing an overall table of contents for the blog this week, and will probably think about what an "essential posts" list should look like once that's done.

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  14. Lewis Christian
    June 8, 2013 @ 8:58 am

    Heh, I love this one 😀

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  15. Pen Name Pending
    June 8, 2013 @ 9:03 am

    Well, it's nice to see that Roberts read it!

    By any chance, did you link The Chase and The Dalek Invasion of Earth on Gallifrey Base when you reviewed them? That was my theory.

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  16. Elizabeth Sandifer
    June 8, 2013 @ 9:04 am

    Nope. But they've got 1200 and 800 views this week respectively. Oddly, no link in my log accounts for those kinds of numbers, so I'm really at a loss for what happened there.

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  17. BerserkRL
    June 8, 2013 @ 9:07 am

    The Immanentization of the Eschaton.

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  18. Matthew Blanchette
    June 8, 2013 @ 9:14 am

    The Horror of the Monads

    The Blindness of the Monads

    The Leibniz of the Monads

    The Monads of Mondas

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  19. Matthew Blanchette
    June 8, 2013 @ 9:15 am

    The Not-Really of the Daleks, of the Cybermen Instead

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  20. Matthew Blanchette
    June 8, 2013 @ 9:16 am

    The Canticle for Leibowitz

    The Word of the Hyponochroids

    Terror of the Mirkins

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  21. Matthew Blanchette
    June 8, 2013 @ 9:18 am

    The Clones of the Attack

    The Sith of the Revenge

    The Jedi of the Return

    The King of the Return

    The Ring of the Fellowship

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  22. Matthew Blanchette
    June 8, 2013 @ 9:21 am

    The Practice of the Cactus

    The Failure of the Chameleon Circuit

    The Mercury of David Whitaker

    The Tewwance and Bawwy Vawiety Houwah

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  23. Matthew Blanchette
    June 8, 2013 @ 9:22 am

    The Edification of the Eruditorum

    The Stroke of the Ego

    The Stroke of the Bodily Appendage

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  24. Matthew Blanchette
    June 8, 2013 @ 9:24 am

    The Terror of Cozy Fascism

    (A Pertwee, of course)

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  25. Matthew Blanchette
    June 8, 2013 @ 9:28 am

    The Whitaker of Nicolas Flamel

    The Beard of Philip Sandifer

    Absence of the Mustache of Philip Sandifer

    The Unused Shaving Kit of Philip Sandifer

    The Endless Deconstructions of Jane

    The Eternal Hidden Meanings of Jane

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  26. Matthew Blanchette
    June 8, 2013 @ 9:30 am

    The Nonsense of the Terminology

    That Obscure Term on the Eruditorum

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  27. Matthew Blanchette
    June 8, 2013 @ 9:30 am

    The Gazing of the Navel

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  28. Matthew Blanchette
    June 8, 2013 @ 9:31 am

    The Smashing of the Mirrors

    The Smashing of the Pumpkins

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  29. James V
    June 8, 2013 @ 9:33 am

    Remembrance of the Chumblies

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  30. Matthew Blanchette
    June 8, 2013 @ 9:33 am

    The Graham of the Williams

    The Hinchcliffe of the Philip

    The Sherwin of the Derrick

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  31. Matthew Blanchette
    June 8, 2013 @ 9:36 am

    The Face on the Planet

    Terror of the Submarine

    The Hider of the House

    The Craziness of the TARDIS

    Horror of the Crimson

    The Last of the Cybermen / Terror of the Cyberplanner

    The Tomb of the Doctor

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  32. Matthew Blanchette
    June 8, 2013 @ 9:37 am

    The Nonsense of the Terminology

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  33. Matthew Blanchette
    June 8, 2013 @ 9:38 am

    The Ginger of the Doctor

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  34. Matthew Blanchette
    June 8, 2013 @ 9:38 am

    Desolation of the Daleks

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  35. Matthew Blanchette
    June 8, 2013 @ 9:40 am

    The Judas of the Gospels

    The Speaking of the Giant Cross

    The Failed Creation of the Demiurge

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  36. James V
    June 8, 2013 @ 9:40 am

    'Disappointment of the Daleks'

    'The Diminishing Returns of the Cybermen'

    (I don't know why I bother. Mark Gatiss won this contest already with 'Snow White and the Seven Keys to Doomsday')

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  37. Matthew Blanchette
    June 8, 2013 @ 9:41 am

    The Passion of the Anoraks

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  38. Matthew Blanchette
    June 8, 2013 @ 9:41 am

    Chumbly

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  39. Matthew Blanchette
    June 8, 2013 @ 9:42 am

    The Fapping of the Worm (dear god, I'm terrible…)

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  40. Matthew Blanchette
    June 8, 2013 @ 9:43 am

    The Tony of the Ainley

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  41. Matthew Blanchette
    June 8, 2013 @ 9:44 am

    I think you win.

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  42. Elizabeth Sandifer
    June 8, 2013 @ 9:46 am

    I do too, but I also see a delightful way to improve it, and really hope someone tinkers.

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  43. Ewa Woowa
    June 8, 2013 @ 10:10 am

    Actually what with DrWho being about the most inventive program / idea ever… how about:
    The Art of Invention

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  44. Ewa Woowa
    June 8, 2013 @ 10:13 am

    Oh, oh, oh!
    How about:
    The Deus Ex Machina of the RTD Finale?
    I quite like that one if I do say so myself..

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  45. Nyq Only
    June 8, 2013 @ 10:40 am

    I was going to say just "The Deus of the Machina". Heck even works as a straight title about some machine civilisations god.

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  46. John Voorhees
    June 8, 2013 @ 10:41 am

    The Haunting of the Snarkasons

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  47. John Voorhees
    June 8, 2013 @ 10:45 am

    Doctor Who and the Heartbreak of the Psoriasons!

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  48. elvwood
    June 8, 2013 @ 10:46 am

    The Managra of the Tarmes?

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  49. Nyq Only
    June 8, 2013 @ 10:48 am

    I can't believe the first of these hasn't been taken:
    The Name of the Rose

    so on that theme…
    The Pendulum of the Focualt
    The Umberto of the Eco
    The Sign of the Signified

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  50. mac
    June 8, 2013 @ 10:54 am

    The Affair of the End

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  51. Cleofis
    June 8, 2013 @ 10:57 am

    Bildungsroman of the Daleks. Dunno why that one amuses me so.

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  52. elvwood
    June 8, 2013 @ 11:03 am

    1. The Results of the Competition

      2. The Coracle of the Northumbrian Spokeshaver
      (a spot-the-reference one for late-50s music fans)

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  53. mac
    June 8, 2013 @ 11:04 am

    The Top of the Morning

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  54. Matthew Celestis
    June 8, 2013 @ 11:08 am

    The Felonies of the Foamasi

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  55. Nyq Only
    June 8, 2013 @ 11:10 am

    The Cancellation of the Series

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  56. Nyq Only
    June 8, 2013 @ 11:22 am

    Well on the theme of such stereotypes:

    Tha' trouble at t' mill

    The cor blimey of the guvnor

    The timorousness of the beastie

    The front row of the Pontypool

    The haadaway of the Geordies or the The Fog of the Tyne

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  57. Nyq Only
    June 8, 2013 @ 11:24 am

    Or for the episode where Rose was made into a ganger resulting in two armies of ganger Billy Pipers:

    The War of the Roses

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  58. Nyq Only
    June 8, 2013 @ 11:29 am

    For the Jamie Oliver guest appearance:
    The Bish of the Bosh

    For the Noel Fielding guest appearance:
    The Might of the Boosh

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  59. Nyq Only
    June 8, 2013 @ 11:51 am

    The Misogyny of the Daleks
    The Patriarchy of the Cybermen
    The Feminism of the Silurians
    The Tokenism of the Companions

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  60. Nyq Only
    June 8, 2013 @ 11:54 am

    Last comment:
    You can also use the captcha prove-you're-not-a-robot words to generate these
    From my last posts:
    The Enonmous of the Fences
    The Nisbarr of the Which

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  61. Anton B
    June 8, 2013 @ 11:54 am

    The Eye of the Pyramid

    The Conspiracy of the Illuminati

    The Enlightenment of the Revolution

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  62. Ewa Woowa
    June 8, 2013 @ 12:08 pm

    That's better!
    I consider myself tinkered with!
    (are you Jimmy Saville?)

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  63. Pen Name Pending
    June 8, 2013 @ 12:09 pm

    Someone must like them so much that they've repeatedly refreshed the page.

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  64. Nyq Only
    June 8, 2013 @ 12:47 pm

    The Garment of Samara
    The Armaments of Agar

    Sadly "The Narratives of Magma" is a few letters out

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  65. thingsiambotheredby
    June 8, 2013 @ 12:50 pm

    The YANAgram of the Master.
    (YANA wasn't an anagram but I couldn't resist)

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  66. prandeamus
    June 8, 2013 @ 12:51 pm

    The Mantras of the Megara

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  67. thingsiambotheredby
    June 8, 2013 @ 12:56 pm

    I was grazing over this discussion and thought that it said that Eric Roberts had read the article about the TV Movie and I chuckled.

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  68. thingsiambotheredby
    June 8, 2013 @ 12:58 pm

    The Lords of Time

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  69. prandeamus
    June 8, 2013 @ 1:15 pm

    The engrams of the tarama.
    The gamester of amaranth.
    (That's enough, Ed.)

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  70. David Anderson
    June 8, 2013 @ 1:17 pm

    I like the C. On that note,

    The Remorse of the Cybermen.
    The Sorrow of the Cybermen.

    (Have all three ebooks already.)

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  71. prandeamus
    June 8, 2013 @ 1:17 pm

    The Doom of Atlantis (a multi-parter)

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  72. David Anderson
    June 8, 2013 @ 1:20 pm

    The Game of the Roses.

    The Crossing of the Rivers.

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  73. prandeamus
    June 8, 2013 @ 1:21 pm

    The Swann of Flanders!

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  74. Alphapenguin
    June 8, 2013 @ 1:21 pm

    The Return of the Fan-Favorite Side Character.

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  75. Alphapenguin
    June 8, 2013 @ 1:24 pm

    At last, the Doctor faces his most terrible enemy:

    The Evil of the Thatcherites.
    Or:
    The Power of the Thatcherites.
    Or:
    The Vengeance of the Thatcherites.

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  76. Alphapenguin
    June 8, 2013 @ 1:27 pm

    Or:
    The Guest Appearance of the Gay Cultural Icon.

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  77. prandeamus
    June 8, 2013 @ 1:34 pm

    The Unforeseen Consequences of the Blue Peter Monster Competition.

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  78. Anton B
    June 8, 2013 @ 1:36 pm

    The Medium of the Message

    The Society of the Spectacle

    The Prank of the Situationists

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  79. Alphapenguin
    June 8, 2013 @ 1:37 pm

    Actually, better yet, it should be The Revenge of the Thatcherites, in which they're revealed to be a bit crap and nobody but their most devoted fans take them seriously.

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  80. prandeamus
    June 8, 2013 @ 1:37 pm

    The Fart of the Slitheen.

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  81. Ununnilium
    June 8, 2013 @ 1:44 pm

    The Rewritten Script Because We Just Got The Rights Back of the Daleks

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  82. Anna Wiggins
    June 8, 2013 @ 1:45 pm

    "The Beard of Philip Sandifer" has my vote.

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  83. Nyq Only
    June 8, 2013 @ 1:50 pm

    Games is good

    The Games of the Ratan Arm
    Even better as the Games of the Ratan Armchair but I can't make "chair" work
    The armrest of the saga man

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  84. prandeamus
    June 8, 2013 @ 1:50 pm

    The Misdirection of the Moff

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  85. Nyq Only
    June 8, 2013 @ 1:57 pm

    "The Iron of the Lady" just doesn't work
    The Genesis of the Neocons
    The Sinking of the Belgrano – ok maybe not
    The Frontiers of the State
    The Enemy from Within – Thatcher wrote her own Doctor Who titles

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  86. Ununnilium
    June 8, 2013 @ 2:10 pm

    The Gamester of Amaranth is my favorite so far, even if it doesn't quite fit the pattern.

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  87. Ununnilium
    June 8, 2013 @ 2:14 pm

    The Confusion of the Narrative

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  88. Ununnilium
    June 8, 2013 @ 2:17 pm

    Ooooooh.

    The Journey of the Hero
    The Monoculture of the Myth

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  89. Ununnilium
    June 8, 2013 @ 2:19 pm

    The Revamp of the Classic Villain
    The Unexpectedness of the Obscure Reference
    The Increasing Youth of the Main Character

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  90. Ununnilium
    June 8, 2013 @ 2:20 pm

    In related subjects: The Brutality of the Teatime

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  91. Ununnilium
    June 8, 2013 @ 2:22 pm

    The Marmite of the New Series

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  92. mac
    June 8, 2013 @ 2:42 pm

    The Top of the Pops/The Bottom of the Barrel

    these may very well be thinly veiled jabs at the season one finale.

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  93. prandeamus
    June 8, 2013 @ 2:44 pm

    The Revenant of Rassilon.

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  94. prandeamus
    June 8, 2013 @ 2:59 pm

    The Repeated Inclusion of the Mary-Sue

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  95. The Lord of Ábrocen Landmearca
    June 8, 2013 @ 2:59 pm

    The Education of the Doctor

    The Fall of the Time Lords

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  96. The Lord of Ábrocen Landmearca
    June 8, 2013 @ 3:00 pm

    The Inquisition of the Spanish

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  97. The Lord of Ábrocen Landmearca
    June 8, 2013 @ 3:09 pm

    The Apocatastasis of the Gelth

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  98. Froborr
    June 8, 2013 @ 3:26 pm

    The Death of Death, in which the Doctor meets Jesus and Cthulhu.

    Followed by The Wrath of the Lamb, in which the Doctor and Cthulhu team up to stop Jesus from destroying the world.

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  99. Nyq Only
    June 8, 2013 @ 3:29 pm

    Does that mean Logopolis was the Vegemite of the Classic Series?

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  100. Nyq Only
    June 8, 2013 @ 3:31 pm

    The Song of the Lumberjack
    The Sketch of the Dead Parrot

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  101. drjon
    June 8, 2013 @ 3:31 pm

    Hey, Phil. This might be Relevant To Your Interests: https://mobile.twitter.com/richjohnston/statuses/342925572936183808

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  102. Pen Name Pending
    June 8, 2013 @ 5:20 pm

    (I already have the books, this is just for fun)

    The Surprise of the Ending (The Cliffhanger of the Ending?)
    The Plunger of the Dalek
    The Techno of the Babble
    The Flight of the TARDIS
    The Height of the Sontarans
    The Wrath of the Doctor
    The Problems of the Continuity
    The Sound of the Silence (Perhaps copyrighted?)
    The Shakiness of the Sets
    The Heat of the Rubber Suit

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  103. Pen Name Pending
    June 8, 2013 @ 5:21 pm

    The Master of the Anagram, perhaps?

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  104. Pen Name Pending
    June 8, 2013 @ 5:30 pm

    Aw, my comment mysteriously never poster (apparently I am being discriminated against, too). I had some just for fun, as I already have the books.

    The Cliffhanger of the Ending
    The Sound of the Silence
    The Shakiness of the Sets
    The Heat of the Rubber Suit
    The Plunger of the Dalek
    The Height of the Sontarans
    The Mystery of the Make-Up
    The Speck of Doom
    The Wrath of the Doctor (on a more serious note)

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  105. Pen Name Pending
    June 8, 2013 @ 6:20 pm

    Two of mine disappeared today. However, they both show up on the mobile version. (The one I posted in lieu of one that got deleted, on the other hand, doesn't show up on mobile but did on desktop.)

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  106. Elizabeth Sandifer
    June 8, 2013 @ 6:28 pm

    Google's spam filter is being weird and catching many longtime posters. I'm going through several times a day to liberate comments. If yours don't show up, wait patiently or ping me on Twitter and I'll fix it.

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  107. jane
    June 8, 2013 @ 6:35 pm

    The Kitchen of the Toymaker

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  108. jane
    June 8, 2013 @ 6:37 pm

    The Wrath of Gilbert (a follow-up to The Happiness Patrol)

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  109. jane
    June 8, 2013 @ 6:40 pm

    The Fugue of the State

    (A McCoy, of course)

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  110. jane
    June 8, 2013 @ 6:41 pm

    The Doom of the Muttonchops

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  111. jane
    June 8, 2013 @ 6:47 pm

    The New Men of Sydney

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  112. jane
    June 8, 2013 @ 6:49 pm

    The Market of the Goblins

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  113. jane
    June 8, 2013 @ 6:50 pm

    The Thunder of the Perfect Mind

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  114. jane
    June 8, 2013 @ 6:55 pm

    The Curse of the Skulltopus

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  115. jane
    June 8, 2013 @ 6:58 pm

    The Wheel of the Radiant

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  116. John Toon
    June 8, 2013 @ 7:01 pm

    Follow-up thought on The Banality of Evil. That episode of Torchwood where Owen discovers a bunch of people running a Fight Club with those alien Weevil things? Someone really should have retitled that "The Banality of Weevils".

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  117. thingsiambotheredby
    June 8, 2013 @ 7:05 pm

    The Bottom of the Night

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  118. Bennett
    June 8, 2013 @ 7:59 pm

    The Will of the Heart's Knell? (…so addictive…must stop….)

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  119. overflowontology
    June 8, 2013 @ 8:42 pm

    Feast of the Merkins

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  120. BatmanAoD
    June 8, 2013 @ 9:01 pm

    The Problem of Susan

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  121. IG
    June 8, 2013 @ 10:14 pm

    The Wind of the Slitheen

    More poetic 😉

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  122. IG
    June 8, 2013 @ 10:15 pm

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  123. IG
    June 8, 2013 @ 10:27 pm

    The Catharsis of the Spurious Morality

    The Cop-Out of the Ending

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  124. HarlequiNQB
    June 8, 2013 @ 10:34 pm

    The Anagram of Stream

    Or possibly

    The Stream of Anagrams

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  125. elvwood
    June 8, 2013 @ 10:36 pm

    Congratulations! You win some metal bottle tops you can nail upside-down to your floor!

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  126. Anton B
    June 8, 2013 @ 11:12 pm

    The Fluff of the Hartnell

    The Ruse of the Fluid-Link

    The Whimsy of the Troughton

    The Scream of the Companion

    The Ruffles ef the Pertwee

    The Reversal of the Polarity

    The Grin of the Baker

    The Touching of the Wires

    The Celery of the Davison

    The Otherness of the Way

    The Fashion Crimes of the Baker

    The Expectation of the Someone Else

    The Spoons of the McCoy

    The Deviousness of the Plan

    The Kiss of the McGann

    The Opportunities of the Lost

    The North of the Eccleston

    The Grin of the Fantastic

    The Hubris of the Tennant

    The Worshipping of the Rose

    The Fez of the Smith

    The Custardy Fingers of the Fish

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  127. AuntyJack
    June 8, 2013 @ 11:17 pm

    The Threat of the Comfy Chair

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  128. AuntyJack
    June 8, 2013 @ 11:23 pm

    The Bride of Borusa
    The Time share of the Terileptils
    The Antagonist of Entropy

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  129. Iain Matheson
    June 8, 2013 @ 11:55 pm

    Part 1: The Court of the Mark
    Part 2: The Time of Play

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  130. Froborr
    June 9, 2013 @ 1:09 am

    Ha!

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  131. Daniel Tessier
    June 9, 2013 @ 1:23 am

    The Invasion of Tim

    And its many sequels, including Tim and the Rani, The Tim Monster and The Tim Meddler.

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  132. Robert O' Shea
    June 9, 2013 @ 1:39 am

    The Kiss of the Rani
    The Lovers of the Doctor
    The Terror of the Krotons
    The Sweetshop of the Candyman
    The Greenfly of the Vervoid
    The Birth of the Doctor!
    The Girlfriends of the Master
    The Sadness of the Voord
    The Kissogram of the Daleks

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  133. Multiple Ducks
    June 9, 2013 @ 3:15 am

    Not to forget the tragic "The End of Tim"

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  134. elvwood
    June 9, 2013 @ 3:21 am

    The Exploration of the Medium

    (A Hartnell, of course)

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  135. elvwood
    June 9, 2013 @ 3:23 am

    So long as it's not

    The Wiles of the Tosh

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  136. Lewis Christian
    June 9, 2013 @ 3:43 am

    Heh, spin the 'joke' title on its head:

    Absence of the Toclafane

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  137. Lewis Christian
    June 9, 2013 @ 3:46 am

    The Pip of the Bakers

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  138. Lewis Christian
    June 9, 2013 @ 3:47 am

    The Ring of Saint John

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  139. Lewis Christian
    June 9, 2013 @ 3:49 am

    Kaleidoscope of the Tegan (see her Five Doctors outfit)

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  140. Lewis Christian
    June 9, 2013 @ 3:50 am

    The Androgum of the Master

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  141. Lewis Christian
    June 9, 2013 @ 3:50 am

    The Muddle of Roy Trommely and Neil Toynay 😉

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  142. Lewis Christian
    June 9, 2013 @ 3:52 am

    Going with the 80s R theme:

    Rubbish of the Daleks?
    Rubbish of the Dustbins?

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  143. Lewis Christian
    June 9, 2013 @ 3:53 am

    The Fanwank of Spurious Morality

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  144. Lewis Christian
    June 9, 2013 @ 3:54 am

    The Curse of the Blue Peter Spot

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  145. prandeamus
    June 9, 2013 @ 3:55 am

    Re: Kissogram

    OSCULATE
    OSCULATE
    OSCULATE

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  146. Lewis Christian
    June 9, 2013 @ 3:55 am

    The Balls of the Ood (totally not sorry)

    The Horn of the Judoon

    The Cock of Erato

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  147. Lewis Christian
    June 9, 2013 @ 3:56 am

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  148. Lewis Christian
    June 9, 2013 @ 3:58 am

    The Crapness of Chibnall

    The Guff of Gatiss

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  149. Lewis Christian
    June 9, 2013 @ 3:58 am

    The Sun Lounger of the Sontarans

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  150. Lewis Christian
    June 9, 2013 @ 4:00 am

    In-keeping with names, let's not forget Pertwee's introduction: "Head from Ace"

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  151. Lewis Christian
    June 9, 2013 @ 4:04 am

    Going along with "Letts Kill Hitler" (which, if I could have a choice, would be my proper entry to the competition):

    "The Hinchcliffe of Fear"
    "Ericshock"
    "Cartmel and the Masterplan"
    "The Erasure of the Producer" 😉

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  152. Lewis Christian
    June 9, 2013 @ 4:05 am

    The Mark of the Gatiss

    AHHHHHH.

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  153. thingsiambotheredby
    June 9, 2013 @ 4:20 am

    Unfortunately he was killed of in the EU story Death Comes to Tim.

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  154. Marionette
    June 9, 2013 @ 4:46 am

    The Supercity of the Beauracroids
    The Inevitability of the Daleks
    The Flair of the Cybermen

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  155. axonite
    June 9, 2013 @ 5:56 am

    The Wrath of the Dominators
    The Failure of the Quarks
    The Music of the Ogrons
    The Hot Air Balloon of the Daleks
    The Mirror of the Borad
    The March of the Gastropods

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  156. Lewis Powell
    June 9, 2013 @ 6:12 am

    The Poetry of the Daleks
    The Drafting of the Shadow Proclamation

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  157. Lewis Powell
    June 9, 2013 @ 6:20 am

    or "The Founding of the Shadow Proclamation", since apparently the phrase refers to the governing group, rather than a foundational document for that group.

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  158. Spacewarp
    June 9, 2013 @ 6:31 am

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  159. Lewis Powell
    June 9, 2013 @ 6:46 am

    Or, in light of the rumors on the 12th regeneration (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/10108234/BBC-asks-James-Bond-star-to-be-its-new-Doctor-Who.html);

    "The Melanin-Deficiency of the TIme Lords"
    "The Ever-presence of the Doctor's Y-Chromosome"

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  160. prandeamus
    June 9, 2013 @ 6:54 am

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  161. Ununnilium
    June 9, 2013 @ 7:13 am

    The Baker of the Colon

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  162. Ununnilium
    June 9, 2013 @ 7:25 am

    Shallowness of the Sontarans?

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  163. Ununnilium
    June 9, 2013 @ 7:27 am

    The Repeated Assertion of the Dubious Claim

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  164. Ununnilium
    June 9, 2013 @ 7:30 am

    I'd say it's more like the Nutella – different from everything around it, yet easy to love.

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  165. Tony Macklin
    June 9, 2013 @ 8:02 am

    Apologies for my blatant plug, but I have just started a new blog, looking at the Doctor Who world from an autistic persons point of view. It's at dwots.blogspot.com and any comments on it would be welcome (and possibly painful, if the writing is anything to go by).

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  166. Pen Name Pending
    June 9, 2013 @ 8:30 am

    The Aztecs just overtook Logopolis! Someone must really like Hartnell.

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  167. Lewis Christian
    June 9, 2013 @ 8:47 am

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  168. Lewis Christian
    June 9, 2013 @ 8:48 am

    The McGann of Canon

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  169. goatie
    June 9, 2013 @ 8:48 am

    This wins my serious vote.

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  170. Lewis Christian
    June 9, 2013 @ 8:49 am

    Empty Threat of the Tin Soldiers

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  171. Lewis Christian
    June 9, 2013 @ 8:50 am

    Revenge of the Sofa of Reasonable Comfort

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  172. Lewis Christian
    June 9, 2013 @ 8:52 am

    But he was later saved in BF's "Frozen Tim".

    Given a son in "The Boy That Tim Forgot".

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  173. Lewis Christian
    June 9, 2013 @ 8:54 am

    Going with the poetry joke:

    Daffodils of the Daleks

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  174. goatie
    June 9, 2013 @ 8:55 am

    @Matthew: I suppose "The Bait of the Master" is one you're dying to post next.

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  175. Nyq Only
    June 9, 2013 @ 9:53 am

    Because I just read the news,

    The sad and untimely passing of the Iain Banks

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  176. prandeamus
    June 9, 2013 @ 10:02 am

    Please deliver them to the house next door.

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  177. Ross
    June 9, 2013 @ 10:18 am

    Now I'm thinking back about the old 'Professor X Programme Guide' and 'Doctor Who Alternative Program Guide' websites. ('Head from Ace' was one of the latter). I was partial to the pair of Pertwee serials about Don Pell: Don Pell's Thingy and Oh Bugger, It's Don Pell. Also, the one where, due to a production error, the entire episode is in Spanish and the official episode title is "El Professor Mysterio y El Crabs Loco del Itchy-Stichy"

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  178. Pôl Jackson
    June 9, 2013 @ 10:56 am

    The Grasp of the Grask

    The Crypt of the Rani

    The Feast of the Chronovores

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  179. Matthew Blanchette
    June 9, 2013 @ 11:31 am

    The Threat of Jane's Crazy Word-Puzzles

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  180. Matthew Blanchette
    June 9, 2013 @ 11:32 am

    The Toclafane of the Absence

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  181. Matthew Blanchette
    June 9, 2013 @ 11:34 am

    The Grapes of Gilbert

    The Apotheosis of Jane's Absurd Comments

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  182. Nicholas Tosoni
    June 9, 2013 @ 12:22 pm

    The The of The

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  183. Pen Name Pending
    June 9, 2013 @ 1:00 pm

    It must just have a problem with too much commenting. Google disabled my account because of "unsual activity" and had to call me (it didn't take long; the phone rang just as I entered the number) to give me a verification code. The only thing I did aside from comment here was comment on one other blog.

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  184. prandeamus
    June 9, 2013 @ 2:08 pm

    The Knot of the Mind Probe

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  185. Dr. Tom
    June 9, 2013 @ 3:18 pm

    The Wedding of Ian and Barbara

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  186. Lewis Christian
    June 9, 2013 @ 4:12 pm

    The Absence of the Toclafane

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  187. Lewis Christian
    June 9, 2013 @ 4:14 pm

    The Hiatus of Too Long (To Wait)

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  188. Bennett
    June 9, 2013 @ 4:34 pm

    How about The Eye of the Tiger?

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  189. Dave
    June 9, 2013 @ 9:00 pm

    "The End of History"

    This, of course, turns out to be classic Moffat title misdirection, and in the third act Francis Fukayama is revealed to be a Slitheen.

    "The Lies of the Past"

    Also The Lies of the Doctor, but that's a bit straightforward, and I'm trying to set up a spatial double meaning thing with "lies". Anybody?

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  190. mac
    June 9, 2013 @ 10:35 pm

    The Teleological Suspension of the Ethical

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  191. mac
    June 9, 2013 @ 10:38 pm

    The Teleological Suspension of the Ethical

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  192. David Anderson
    June 10, 2013 @ 12:52 am

    A Name of the Star Garm

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  193. Sean Cunningham
    June 10, 2013 @ 1:47 am

    The Empires of the Earth.

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  194. Joel Phillips
    June 10, 2013 @ 4:03 am

    The Obscurity of the Reference

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  195. Iain Matheson
    June 10, 2013 @ 5:33 am

    Repeating (deletion):

    Part I: The Court of the Mark
    Part II: The Time of Play

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  196. David Anderson
    June 10, 2013 @ 6:17 am

    A Name of the Star Garm
    (previously eaten by spam checker)

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  197. brownstudy
    June 10, 2013 @ 7:58 am

    The History of the Universe
    The Songs of the Poets
    The Dark of the Moons
    The Diary of a Time Lord
    The Return of Ian & Barbara
    The Unearthly Child of Earth
    The Song of the Unearthly Child
    The Doom of Rhongara
    The Ravens of Ussher
    The Craters of Light
    The Plague of the Emboits
    The Jungles of Fear
    The People of the Book
    The Screams of Sharda
    The Blood of the People
    The Verses of Ajilon
    The Cathedral of Blood
    The Icons of Mordru

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  198. brownstudy
    June 10, 2013 @ 8:00 am

    (trying again…)

    The History of the Universe
    The Songs of the Poets
    The Dark of the Moons
    The Diary of a Time Lord
    The Return of Ian & Barbara
    The Unearthly Child of Earth
    The Song of the Unearthly Child
    The Doom of Rhongara
    The Ravens of Ussher
    The Craters of Light
    The Plague of the Emboits
    The Jungles of Fear
    The People of the Book
    The Screams of Sharda
    The Blood of the People
    The Verses of Ajilon
    The Cathedral of Blood
    The Icons of Mordru

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  199. Triturus
    June 10, 2013 @ 8:46 am

    The Absence of the Daleks.

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  200. Ewa Woowa
    June 11, 2013 @ 12:53 am

    Come on, hurry up!
    (Taps tail on the table impatiently)
    It's Tuesday, have I won yet?

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