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Elizabeth Sandifer

Elizabeth Sandifer created Eruditorum Press. She’s not really sure why she did that, and she apologizes for the inconvenience. She currently writes Last War in Albion, a history of the magical war between Alan Moore and Grant Morrison. She used to write TARDIS Eruditorum, a history of Britain told through the lens of a ropey sci-fi series. She also wrote Neoreaction a Basilisk, writes comics these days, and has ADHD so will probably just randomly write some other shit sooner or later. Support Elizabeth on Patreon.


  1. Sean Case
    March 8, 2014 @ 1:00 am

    The point of the premium rewards is for people to give you more money, not so we can hear about how much work we put you to. You charge what you need to to make it worth your while.

    Have you considered a model like Patreon, where people contribute to an ongoing body of work instead of a finite project?


  2. elvwood
    March 8, 2014 @ 1:13 am

    Given that "Philip Sandifer goes all Soldeed" sold, how about some Philip Sandifer comic artwork? It could be sent digitally, or on paper for an amount that makes it worth your extra costs in time and money.


  3. Jack Graham
    March 8, 2014 @ 4:03 am

    Sandifer Sings the Blues? The Official Phil Sandifer 2015 Calendar (Contains Nudity)?


  4. Meredith
    March 8, 2014 @ 4:58 am

    Phil Sandifer's food and drink essays or Phil live tweets amazing food experiences. Yes, I know I am being totally goofy.

    Also big stickers that say obliquely catch-phrase like things are neat. My computer and car are both sadly without stickers right now. Similarly catchy mugs are also pleasant.

    Custom divination services.

    Photo essays of your cats.

    Phil gets Dr. Who tattoo under fan advisement and live tweets the experience. ; )


  5. Champiness
    March 8, 2014 @ 7:32 am

    Seconding the suggestion for stickers and mugs. My car and beverages could both do with a touch of alchemy. 🙂


  6. Matthew Blanchette
    March 8, 2014 @ 9:54 am

    $50,000: Philip Sandifer will shave his beard. 😉


  7. T. Hartwell
    March 8, 2014 @ 8:39 pm

    Oooooh more food essays would certainly be a treat.


  8. J Mairs
    March 9, 2014 @ 12:12 am

    Having seen the pictures, I think this might benefit all of humanity… 🙂


  9. Eric Gimlin
    March 9, 2014 @ 8:17 pm

    Sorry about my lack of ideas, I'm more of a "tell me what you got and I'll let you know if I want it" kind of person.

    One thing I would like, if possible: Can your print-on-demand provider do Hardcovers? If I'm paying $50 for a signed book I would prefer a HC, even if the HC means I'm now paying $60.


  10. Mackerel Sky, Ltd.
    March 10, 2014 @ 3:05 am

    How about an episode of "The Dr. Phil Show", starring Dr. Phil Sandifer? Offering Dr. Who Companions counselling?


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