Resistance is Useful

There were violent clashes in London yesterday as protestors against the Dalek occupation attacked Daleks and Robomen on the streets.

What started as a peaceful and normal day, with Robomen performing their normal routine of rounding up prisoners to be sent to the new ‘workfare’ camp in Bedfordshire for lazy scroungers, quickly turned to turmoil when protestors – doubtless infiltrated by a hardcore of anarchists and outside agitators – launched an unprovoked attack on a Dalek ship innocently parked at the Chelsea Heliport.

Robomen were forced to ‘kettle’ the protestors when clashes erupted.  Reports are that three Robomen have sustained injuries, and one Dalek was slightly scuffed when protestors viciously and thuggishly pushed it down a gentle ramp. 

A Dalek defends himself against the unprovoked aggression of the
feral, anarchist, hoodie, chav scum, student layabout protestors

The Dalek Supreme commented today: “Of course, we support peaceful demonstrations… but any more will be met with immediately extermination.”…

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