A Brief Magical Ritual to Neuter the Alt-Right

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We hit $13k, so it's time for magick.

First, Gnon, Nick Land's horror-God of immanent reality, representing the awful truths to which neoreaction is supposedly the only possible response.

But as Land admits, the name is specifically a stand-in - a compromise to forestall the tedious debate over Gnon's identity. But what is the erased name that Gnon stands in place of? And what might this beast be trying to hide by making its name forbidden? The answer is obvious with just a bit of inspection.

 

Crisis averted. It was just a silly puppet all along.

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Yossarianduck 1 year, 2 months ago

Worth. Every. Cent.

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James Wylder 1 year, 2 months ago

And for a moment, I was at peace.

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John Biles 1 year, 2 months ago

I don't get it, though it rather reminds me of a captcha thing.

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Metal Fatigue 1 year, 2 months ago

Glycon.

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Ahilan 1 year, 2 months ago

How will this work

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Phil Sandifer 1 year, 2 months ago

In what sense?

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Froborr 1 year, 2 months ago

"This ritual renders the alt-right ridiculous."

"But the alt-right has always been ridiculous!"

"See how well it works?"

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Cuck Tingle 1 year, 2 months ago

Wow, it even works backwards in time!

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Kate 1 year, 2 months ago

Nobody tell them.

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Devin 1 year, 2 months ago

If only every day could be as magical as today.

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WordCubed 1 year, 2 months ago

Maybe the real magic is the book we kickstarted along the way.

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Giddeon 1 year, 2 months ago

Turns out the book was inside all of us the whole time!

It's going to require a lot of painful surgeries to remove, too!

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David Gerard 1 year, 2 months ago

The way to a man's heart is through his chest, and so's the way back out again.

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Kate 1 year, 2 months ago

In Yahweh and the Gods of Canaan, William Foxwell Albright writes: "For instance, it can be shown conclusively that the so-called goddess Sha'taqat is a figment of the imagination; the supposed name is a finite verb." Glycon the muppet and Sha'taqat the typo: we have to get these two together.

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Auntyjack 1 year, 2 months ago

Glycon is another name for Mara

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Marafnord 1 year, 2 months ago

Damn. Well, consider my eschaton immanentized.

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bombasticus 1 year, 2 months ago

Hey, mostly ones and zeros!

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Auntyjack 1 year, 2 months ago

Just surround it with mirrors - you'll be fine

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