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Elizabeth Sandifer

Elizabeth Sandifer created Eruditorum Press. She’s not really sure why she did that, and she apologizes for the inconvenience. She currently writes Last War in Albion, a history of the magical war between Alan Moore and Grant Morrison. She used to write TARDIS Eruditorum, a history of Britain told through the lens of a ropey sci-fi series. She also wrote Neoreaction a Basilisk, writes comics these days, and has ADHD so will probably just randomly write some other shit sooner or later. Support Elizabeth on Patreon.


  1. Aylwin
    May 11, 2016 @ 10:23 am

    Surely the money all belongs to lizard people anyway? I mean, if it’s dollars it has the eye in the pyramid on it and threads in it and stuff, and if you’re turning it into sterling to give to Jack it’ll all have pictures of the Queen on it, and, well, need I say more?

    Smell the coffee, sheeple!


  2. Aylwin
    May 11, 2016 @ 5:00 pm

    Doing a double-take at the bit about secessionism always being a right-wing/reactionary movement. Where does that leave decolonisation?


    • Jack Graham
      May 11, 2016 @ 5:49 pm

      Secession isn’t national liberation, it just thinks it is.


      • Elizabeth Sandifer
        May 11, 2016 @ 6:11 pm

        Although it’s worth noting that Alex once, for his own amusement, recorded a rousingly xenophobic number about crushing the foreigner scum and the preservation of the green and pleasant homeland, with the catch being that the homeland was specifically Endor and the singers were Ewoks, just to try to see exactly where the line in all of this was.

        I don’t think he found it, but the song was hilarious.


      • Aylwin
        May 11, 2016 @ 6:49 pm

        So what’s the distinction? Or to put it another way, what definition of “secession” are you using here?


  3. falsifiable
    May 12, 2016 @ 12:18 am

    Couldn’t tell if you were joking about requesting such a thing in the comments, but I would buy a book featuring a collection of Jack Graham’s essays. Obviously.


  4. Kit Power
    May 13, 2016 @ 2:02 pm

    Second the vote for a Book of Jack. Obviously.


  5. Mike
    May 17, 2016 @ 11:44 pm

    +1 for book

    (Sorry to be a straggler – it takes me a while to listen to podcasts sometimes)


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    June 23, 2016 @ 3:49 am

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    April 24, 2017 @ 9:58 am

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