Let’s start with the biggest upsides. The story did not end by suggesting environmentalists were the real problem. It didn’t conclude that disabled people should use fewer straws. Indeed, politically it was basically ideal—a clear moral and ethical point that was the backdrop for an actual adventure instead of being sledgehammered in a “the moral of this story was” ending. And on top of that, it had well-defined characters and a coherent plot.
Obviously this is Stockholm Syndrome. Once again we are in the position of being pleasantly delighted that a story has come in at “vaguely competent” with a minimum of trauma. Even better, it’s done it three stories in a row, two of them rewritten by Chibnall. (Who has apparently managed the impressive feat of rewriting every person of color on staff this year, given next week’s credits.) This feels like a result, and while we know it shouldn’t, that’s where we are.
Nevertheless, it’s harder this week to really revel in an adequate job done more or less competently than it has been for the past two. Mostly this is down to small things. To do an extreme globe-hopping adventure in Doctor Who always feels a bit pointless—using the TARDIS as an airplane feels rather like bringing a Tissue Compression Eliminator to a knife fight. And as a result none of the locations really resonate—nothing feels like a distinct or coherent place. The (momentarily quite interesting) decision to fully split up the TARDIS crew evaporates quickly, and instead we just ping pong among locations with more vigor than coherence. The longstanding tendency of the new series’ acceleration to make Doctor Who’s genre-hopping into an exercise in reducing every genre to a Doctor Who story here becomes something far more insidious, where everywhere in the world ends up feeling like a diversity-minded portrayal of the United Kingdom.
Whittaker also feels particularly on autopilot here. McTighe and Chibnall end up writing her as a collection of tics, and Whittaker finds herself lost in it, left with nothing to do but do the same basic “I have part of a plan” joke on repeat in between outbursts of particularly bad technobabble. This becomes something of a masterclass in how not to do a female Doctor—there’s what feels like a conscious decision not to make her angry or troubling at any point, and so she’s left to talk about humanity poisoning itself with microplastics with a big enthusiastic “I love teaching science” grin on her face. It’s instructive to imagine how much the testiness of Capaldi’s Doctor would help here—how much the “we don’t have time to mourn” bit out of Mummy on the Orient Express could have smoothed over the “Gabriela fails to really be very upset about her best friend dying” plot, for instance, or even just how a Doctor who was actually furious at Suki’s actions could have better set up the effort and failure to work with her in the climax so that it didn’t feel perfunctory. (And let’s not even talk about doing the “martyr yourself piloting the vehicle on a suicide mission” trope in the wake of Clara’s hairtie bit in Flatline.)
It’s depressing to still be looking at six year old stories and saying “gods, remember when the show did things like this?” But in the wake of Chibnall’s neo-Sawardian bullshit, that’s apparently just where we are, left with little to do besides hope he moves on before he damages the ratings too badly. The apparent tailspin that Orphan 55 and Nikola Tesla’s Night of Terror are in, where the show is limping to the same middling ratings as late Capaldi despite a nominally better timeslot while getting AIs among the worst in new series history suggests that can’t come soon enough.
Until then, here stands the modern equivalent of The King’s Demons: it wasn’t entirely embarrassing. Maybe if we’re lucky we can manage it again next week.
- At least we got Yaz doing things on her own, in a way that felt vaguely like character growth. All of the companions have a vague incoherence to them, but Yaz’s combination of “the most competent companion and the one the Doctor is emotionally closest to” and “the one who has gotten no character development” takes the cake. This does not actually do much in the way of fixing that, but it is nice to see a companion get a chance to be the Doctor again.
- I saw Jon Blum on Facebook comparing the split TARDIS team to the Virgin New Adventures, which is a fair cop—this has a superficial similarity, in particular, to Cartmel’s eco-thrillers. The comparison mostly exposes the difference between a novel and a fifty minute roller coaster, though.
- The effect where the Praxeus scale things engulf your body and then you turn into dust is pleasantly horrifying without actually being gruesome—in an era in which monster design has been a consistent weakness, this stands out, even if the actual concept is a pretty hazy sketch of an idea.
- It’s hard to feel better about last season’s casual slaughter of gay characters when this episode is so heavily built around teasing the audience that they’re going to bury the gays again. And this immediately after an episode where Jack kissing Graham is played for comedy. (And non-consensually at that, which attracted much less fuss than the one in The Crimson Horror for some reason.) Can we not just, you know, have a character who is gay and gets to do cool shit?
- In “facts that have changed in the time between my writing the main chunk of this review this morning and my finishing it up in the evening,” the final figures for Fugitive of the Judoon have dropped, and the show rebounded a bit with better catchup numbers to do appreciably better than the two stories before it. A rare win for Chibnall’s “reveal absolutely nothing about the story” strategy, albeit one that only works when you really do have a completely batshit reveal to drop.
- Reviews should be back to a faster schedule next week.
- Nikola Tesla’s Night of Terror
- Fugitive of the Judoon
- Orphan 55