It’s October 31st, 2021. Adele is at number one with “Easy on Me.” Ed Sheeran, Elton John and Dua Lipa, Coldplay and BTS, and Lil Nas X also chart. In news, well, there’s ten fucking months of it. Failed coup in the US, successful one in Myanmar, the Ever Given running aground, Discovery acquiring Warner Brothers, Netanyahu briefly losing power in Israel, wildfires, heat waves, winter storms. The usual.

The real story, at least in terms of the qualia of being alive, is the slow lurching of the world towards approximated normality. COVID, of course, never goes away. It’s just a new illness we live with and that kills and disables people in large and horrifying quantities forever. But vaccination picks up speed and things start to reopen. Penn, Anna, and I take a trip to Chicago in September to go to nice restaurants for the first time in over a year. As is by now usual, my wife declines to join us. On the day that we’re heading home, my Twitter lights up with the news that Russell T Davies is returning to Doctor Who. I subsequently spend every rest stop along the twelve hour drive dealing with what is, effectively, being unexpectedly called into work.

One of the first decisions that I make based on the knowledge is that I’m going to write a Whittaker era Eruditorum. This had been largely up in the air—my stated position was that I’d only do it if some subsequent era made me want to write about the show in depth again. But the return of Davies was if nothing else sure to be interesting, and so I decided I’d do it.

I forget who watches this one with me. I think it might have been just Penn. (I eventually, writing these essays, just stopped telling him I was going to watch things so he’d stop doing this to himself.) Anticipating the fact that by this point in Eruditorum I would be struggling to find things to say, I only offered a capsule review on Patreon. I forget the exact text, and bothering to find it would probably take a solid 10-15% of the amount of time I spent on it in the first place, but the basic structure was that I described this as the “best Chibnall episode ever” because all it had to do was write checks that other episodes would fail to cash.

Which is to say that at this point, you just feel bad for the poor show. If The Timeless Children was Chris Chibnall being haunted by the vengeful spirits of Pip and Jane, here we see him pulling the same feat as John Nathan-Turner as he dragged Trial of a Time Lord through production despite the dramatic flouncing of the script editor, death of the writer mid-finale, and the fact that the show had literally just been cancelled. In both cases the result is a sort of heroic triumph of getting extremely bad television to air on BBC One and get coverage in mainstream newspapers.…

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It’s January 1st, 2021. Wham is at number one with “Last Christmas.” Mariah Carey, Band Aid, Elton John, and the Pogues featuring Kirsty Maccoll also chart. In news… well, there’s been a bit. Obviously we’ve already talked about the pandemic. But we haven’t talked about the 350,000 confirmed COVID deaths in the US, or the 72,000 in the UK—a full 1% of the population in each country. Nor have we talked about the appalling response in each country, from bleach injections to Eat Out to Help Out. There’s Keir Starmer becoming leader of the Labour Party. There’s Ruth Bader Ginsberg dying and being replaced by Amy Comey Barrett. There’s the Arecibo Telescope collapsing.

And then, of course, there’s the election. The agonizingly slow motion battle between the ongoing collapse into fascism under Trump and the bland inadequacy of centrist liberalism. With passport issuance fucked by the pandemic, the situation is alarming enough that our family decides to become gun owners. Ultimately the not as evil guys win, and it feels like more relief than it should. I remember when the last couple of states were properly called—it was an unseasonably warm day for November, and I was downtown on the Ithaca Commons, which felt effervescent in a way it hadn’t all pandemic. But, of course, that still rolled into the unsettling two month period of Trump’s attempted coup. By the new year it was largely clear that Biden would successfully take office, but the uncertainty remained, hanging over everything, as would become especially clear just five days after this aired.

Mostly, life lumbered on. We decided to officially adopt Christine. I finally dusted off Last War in Albion and tore through writing the rest of Volume 2. Vaccines came out; I think by New Year’s my wife, who was in the first wave as a nurse, had her first dose but not her second. To the extent that there was an end—and that’s a complicated notion to be sure—it was in sight.

And then there was Doctor Who. Much like the music charts, Revolution of the Daleks felt out of time. It’s not just the absurd return to 80s-style naming, turning to the title that literally everyone had thought of in spite of the complete lack of actual revolution in the story. (To be fair, previous stories contained at best dubious quantities of resurrection, revelation, or remembrance.) Nor is it the presence of a Theresa May stand-in a year and a half after Boris Johnson took office—a fact that’s even more puzzling when you consider that this was shot in November 2019, four months after May’s resignation. No, at the end of the day it’s more fundamental than that—the fact that this is picking up on a nearly year-old cliffhanger in which the year in question was 2020.

Three years on it seems even more dated, what with both actors involved in its puzzling decision to feature two separate returning characters named Jack becoming uncastable over the course of the next year.…

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Shortly thereafter, everything went to absolute shit. On March 11th, COVID was finally named a pandemic. The same day, Atletico Madrid played Liverpool in the Champions League, prompting a spike of cases in northwest England. A week later it was announced that the schools would close. Two days later, restaurants. Three days after that, on March 23rd, the UK officially entered lockdown.

The big move happened a week later, in the nebulous space of that early pandemic—we were isolating, and everything was shut down, but masks weren’t a thing yet. Those came a few weeks later—at least it feels like weeks. The timeline frankly just sort of collapses into a long haze of lockdown and waiting for the vaccines. I couldn’t really tell you what parts happen when anywhere between that and the election beyond a few individual dates like the disastrous surgery consult in which I learn I am not a candidate for vaginoplasty without significant weight loss. (My wife is with me, as she’s a medical professional and I wanted her there to ask and answer questions. Sitting in the passenger seat sobbing inconsolably, I find that the only thing I actually want is Penn.)

Meanwhile, for what is essentially the only time during the Chibnall era, Doctor Who found itself ahead of the cultural curve. Unsurprisingly, Chibnall had nothing to do with it. Instead credit goes to Emily Cook, then an employee at Doctor Who Magazine but soon to find herself an appreciably bigger deal (she’s now a development executive on Peter Harness’s new series), organized a Twitter-based watchalong of The Day of the Doctor (#SaveTheDay) to take place on March 21st, the day the schools were ordered closed, bringing Steven Moffat out of Twitter retirement to play along. Moffat went so far as to write a short intro sketch akin to Strax’s introduction to the cinema screenings of the episode, for which Dan Starkey gamely filmed a voiceover with a Strax plushie, claiming to have been shrunk by the “Spy Master.” Neve McIntosh contributed a vocal cameo. It was all a lot of fun.

And then it kept going. For two months, Emily Cook corralled various writers and actors onto Twitter for tweetalongs and to create bonus content for a total of nineteen watchalongs. This content found itself getting increasingly elaborate and well-produced. The second watchalong, for Rose (#TripofaLifetime), saw Russell T Davies drop both an abandoned “how Paul McGann regenerated into Christopher Eccleston” bit of prose and a sequel called “Revenge of the Nestene” that sees the Nestene Consciousness take over Boris Johnson. The fourth, for The Eleventh Hour (#FishCustard)  saw Moffat pen a piece called “The Raggedy Doctor, by Amelia Pond,” narrated by Caitlin Blackwood and given full-on original illustrations. By the time of The Doctor’s Wife (#BiggerontheInside) Neil Gaiman was penning an original scene for Arthur Darvill to deliver to camera and it was clear these had obtained a proper critical mass, such that everyone thereafter largely gave their all to the problem “how can we create a two minute extra tied to this episode without any of us leaving our houses?”…

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