The Memes of Production
Okay, so this popped up on my Twitter feed:
Now, it’s tempting, isn’t it? A really desirable little chunk of cheese, just sitting there, saying “eat me!”, conveniently arranged on a nice wooden platform, framed by a kind of metal wire sculpture of some kind…
I mean, there are so many possible responses. The person who I saw sharing this on Twitter responded with the admirably direct “because they’re stupid as shit”. I myself contemplated several possibilities. There was “So near and yet so far” and “Because they don’t know about Ockham’s Razor”, and a more serious one, which was “Of course they discriminate! You have to when giving out grades!” And so on. It was gonna be great. I was going to flip the right-wing narrative, revealing them to be – yet again – projecting their own sense of entitlement onto the people they hate. I was going to point to their own desire for special treatment, their own snowflakehood, their own yearning for victimhood as a great big excuse, their own spoiled sense of grievance, which leads them to assume that they’re right because they feel they must be, and anyone who doesn’t let them win is evil. Etc, etc, etc. This is their narrative about liberals and socialists and feminists, and young people generally, and, of course, it is a far better description of themselves than it is of their targets. And they remain blissfully unaware of how utterly they confuse their own babyish malcontentment with the legitimate complaints of others. So this was a great opportunity to make this point again on Twitter.
But, yeah, to cut a long story short: it’s fake. Because of course it is. As they say: if something seems too good to be true, it usually is.
The only thing that gave me pause was… well, this is Charlie Kirk, we’re talking about here. A man so profoundly stupid its a wonder he remembers how to get his trousers on in the morning. A man so deceiving of both himself and others that it isn’t too implausible to imagine him sticking his own head that far up his own ass and then waddling proudly into the town square and waiting for applause. If anyone was going to self-own this spectacularly, it’d be… well, it’d be Ian Miles Cheong. Or Paul Joseph Watson. Or quite a few other people. It’s a fairly long list, actually. But Charlie Kirk’s definitely on it. As I said recently, libertarians don’t understand their own dogma – they think the doctrine of ‘self-ownership’ requires them to constantly self-own in public.
But, as it happens, Charlie Kirk doesn’t seem to have said this. I searched for the quote and found only the meme. And the meme is not to be found on Turning Point USA’s website, or in the festering cesspool of bile and bigotry and aggrieved whining and deluded ignorance that is their Facebook page. And I trawled through a lot of their memes looking for it. …